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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Catholicism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*under construction*
Gonna update page soon, just moved and waiting on wi-fi. Hate doing big stuff on a phone.

Hello and welcome!! Glad you stopped by!

Much has changed lately but only in the good ways! But more on that later.

I'm a super relaxed and always joking kinda guy.

Disclaimer: I refuse to be serious about most anything. Life is too serious 9-5, no need to be when we're out and about having fun!!

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running my own business, working, making money.

I just started a new job and loving it. The schedule can be a bit hectic but I'm excited to see where it leads!

In the meantime, having fun, meeting people, and never taking anything too seriously.

Always looking for the next exciting thing. Getting back into flying, forgot how much I love that feeling!

Are you any of the above?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jumping through windows!!

Flying. Seriously.

Painting...ok not so great at that but good at enjoying it.

And hunting zombies. Crazy trophy wall.

I know more about things that don't exist than things that do lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my voice carries. It is sometimes a problem; seems to intimidate certain people. And 'inside voice' is still a work in progress lol.

Or the red hair. Not sure which sticks out more.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Highly opposed to southern gospel and shitty rap. Anything else is fair game!

Wanna compare Star Wars trivia?!

Huge online movie buff, love watching 'em free!!

Recently finished The Wire, loved it!!

Working my way through Breaking Bad. Ok actually finished this recently, Walt dies lol. He does go out with a bang though! (And the alt ending was hilarious)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(not in any particular order)
1: Music. Almost always have it on.
2: My car. Yes it's a Prius, go ahead make jokes.
3: A good shower. Makes everything better.
4: Zombie head shots.
5: Phone. I'd be lost w/o it.
6: Friends. They keep life interesting.
7: Reddit! (but I don't have any cats)
(i broke the rules, i put 7 things.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to be in life and how I'm getting there.

Enjoying my couch with a good movie or painting.

Flying. About how to get back up in the sky.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out at the hobby shop with friends. Or letting my Zune shuffle some music while I paint; Bryan Adams to Cradle of Filth to AC/DC to Eminem to Lyle Lovett and anything in between. They're all great!

Finding a good book is pretty high on the list too. Stephen King ftw!

Checking the weather for the next shuttle launch. That thing does well in space but some bad weather can really screw it up!!! Or checking/resetting my zombie-Gazelle traps.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've met Santa Clause. No really. He's actually lost a LOT of weight. And he's trying to kick the cookie habit. Occasionally does stand-up at clubs downtown.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to be challenged. Ad if you're looking for excitement! Especially the local brewery type, i think we could live off of beer.

Does any of this pique your interest? Click 'Yes' to learn more!

Would the independent, confident, and adventurous women please stand up!!