I wrote this when I was 18, and yet it strangely still applies
I am Eccentric, Elderly, and Tired
1. Training myself to become an elderly cat lady
2. Listening to Strauss II in a strange form of relaxation method.
3. I have since given up smoking. However, I now destroy beautiful lungs with Sacramento air pollution.
4. Developing strange and sudden obsessions like Uranium Glass collecting, wicker basket collecting, musical interests and writers.
5. Occasionally takes photographs and call it an artistic endeavor.
I can be rude, I can be patronizing. But I assure you, this is for your own good.
Others tend to notice that I am in fact, 5'8 and sometimes towering over them as if amazonian.
I can be hilarious at times, or far too dead pan to be detected. Most of the time, if I've said something terrible, it's a rare form of sarcasm that is a melding of that dead pan, along with the modern day usage of sarcasm.
Also, these are all traits of the Lilith species. Sometimes known as Genus Lilithus
Frank and June by Anais Nin
My favorite movies are: Several.
My favorite bands are: Currently at the moment I have a certain love for Marie Laforet, as well as Emilie Simon, despite not knowing a word of French.
I also tend to explore into the depths of experimental techno, industrial, folk, indie, and music in general.
Can I have more things?
Greed is ever consuming but really it's that female urge to not know what to pack. Packing a thousand times, and unpacking just to review that one pair of shoes, or scarf. Those items you'll never really check.
I'd bring things like a camera that took no film nor batteries, that had been conveniently created right before I set off to the trip to, uh. Where are we going?
Really, I refuse to answer further until I know the location.
After all, I need to know what shoes or scarf to bring.
I still live with my parents.
Reason why you shouldn't message me:
To randomly ask me within the third line of an IM if I would like to have sex with you.
What is the correct answer to that? " Oh yes, your text is so sexy"?