ultrakaryn
23 Boulder, CO
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My self-summary
I'm a queer, non-binary femme with a ♍ sun ♌ rising & ♉ moon. she/her pronouns. I have a forever partner named Tuck, and we're nicki monogs, so I'm just looking for some queers or generally down people to make laugh and share fries with.

I'm getting used to my new position as an east coast transplant to colorado. Some things that make this obvious: I wear a lot of black and denim, I can't say "long island" or "yeah" without a heavy accent, most cities feel small to me, I have road rage, when strangers are nice to me it freaks me out, I like jersey club remixes, I like bitching, fatty things, curating the vibe, and I'm embarrassed about most of these things. If you can deal with that, let's get food together.
What I’m doing with my life
Finding a performance-adjacent job in the greater Denver area and stressin' about my future.
I’m really good at
Dancin' drrrty, karaoke, knowing all of the lyrics to bumpin' jamz from the 90s, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like a rad queer Lena Dunham, but it's not something that I'm proud of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Get to know me betches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex and death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tryna snug.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once when I was in 4th grade, I had a crush on this douche named Keith who lived a couple of blocks away from me. My best friend Justin left his bike at my house and I let Keith take one of his wheels and replace it with one of his wheels so it was slightly higher in the back and looked odd. I feel terrible about it to this day, despite the fact that Justin never really noticed or gave a shit.
You should message me if
If u think I'm cool I guess I dunno.
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