I'm lookin' for a partner in slime. I like pizza, glitter, muscle tees, dick flicks, various cheeses, top-buttoning, velvet, kitties, purple things, bow ties, bolo ties, denim, lace, sweaters, puns, the letter z, punctuation, vintage kanYe west tweets, leopard print, snacks, and hammin'. my bestie is bestfrienddevyn.

I'm gonna be real, I am not looking for new friends.
~I'm here primarily to touch buttz~
so ask yrself, are you tryna?

workin' at The Off Center in SF, livin' in Oakland, and navigating a newly scent-reduced lifestyle.

dancin' drrrty, knowing all of the lyrics to bumpin' jamz from the 90s, rolling blunts.

my funky fresh sweaters and fly ass haircut.

books: ferdinand
movies: the point!, rushmore, the big lebowski, wayne's world, romy & michelle's high school reunion
teevee: metalocalypse, ATHF, workaholics, it's always sunny in philadelphia, 30 rock, buffy
music: t. rex, the new york dolls, david bowie, the murder city devils, nico, screaming females, the specials, pixies, minor threat, fugazi, elliott smith, the kinks, jens lekman, sufjan stevens, beyoncé, johnny cash, kimya dawson, harry nilsson, the velvet underground, the moldy peaches, japanther, simon & garfunkel, lou reed, iggy and the stooges, etc.

sex and death.

tryna snug.

I could live in a frat house (sans misogyny).

you want to cuddle . . . and if yr nice, maybe I'll let you try some funny business.