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ultraspd

29 M Middle Village, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Making sounds, building and fixing guitars, coffee pusher.

Hosting an imaginary cooking show when I'm alone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Secret handshakes.
The making of the food.
Doodling.
Animal facts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ride an Alpaca with a boombox strapped to it everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reads - Daniil Kharms, Cormac McCarthy, Lovecraft, The Walking Dead, Sandman, American Gods, The Strange Talent of Luther Strode, A bunch of neuroscience books, THE INTERNET.

Watches - The Lost Boys, Videodrome, Drive, Teen Witch, The Room, Demon Knight, The Big Lebowski, District 9, Let The Right One In, The Holy Mountain, Tim and Eric, Return of The Living Dead, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Sunshine, Game of Thrones

Listens - Corrupted, SWV, Bjork, Health, Swans, Depeche Mode, Scott Walker, Penderecki, Ligeti, Onyx, Black Moon, Schoenberg, Bolt Thrower, Virus, Shellac, Grimes, Owen Pallett, Napalm Death, Andrew Bird, Black Flag, Wu-Tang Clan, Fever Ray, Pissed Jeans, Hella, The Killing Joke, My Bloody Valentine, Hella, Darkthrone, Yes, Captain Beyond, Jay Retard, Morbid Angel, XTC, Salem, Lymphatic Phlegm, Sun City Girls, El-P, Black Mass of Absu, Breach, Childish Gambino, Death From Above 1979, Thrones, Godflesh, Goatsblood, Gauntlet Hair.

This is actually abridged :(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Guitars
- Sketch books
- Jokes
- Chinese take-out
- Podcasts
- Absurdism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The singularity.
The Large Hadron Collider
Sharks
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Urban cave dwelling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been to Dollywood. I loved it.
You should message me if
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You get called weird a lot.