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ultraspd

31 Middle Village, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvo6ChoKCF4

If that wasn't revealing enough, I'm also left handed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making sounds, drawing things, fixing guitars, coffee pusher.

Hosting an imaginary cooking show when I'm alone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Secret handshakes.
Doodling at the dinner table.
Animal facts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ride an Alpaca with a boombox strapped to it everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reads - Daniil Kharms, Cormac McCarthy, Lovecraft, Gaiman, Mark Waid, Joe Hill, Scott Snyder, THE INTERNET.

Watches - The Lost Boys, Videodrome, Drive, Teen Witch, The Room, Demon Knight, The Big Lebowski, District 9, Let The Right One In, The Holy Mountain, Tim and Eric, Return of The Living Dead, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Sunshine, Game of Thrones

Listens - Corrupted, SWV, Bjork, Health, Swans, Depeche Mode, Scott Walker, Penderecki, Ligeti, Onyx, Black Moon, Schoenberg, Bolt Thrower, Virus, Shellac, Grimes, Napalm Death, Black Flag, Wu-Tang Clan, The Killing Joke, My Bloody Valentine, Hella, Darkthrone, Yes, Morbid Angel, XTC, Salem, Lymphatic Phlegm, Sun City Girls, El-P, Black Mass of Absu, Childish Gambino, , Goatsblood

JK I only listen to Smash Mouth .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Melody
- Comics
- Take-out
- Podcasts
- Absurdism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The singularity.
The Large Hadron Collider
Sharks
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Urban cave dwelling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been to Dollywood. I loved it.
You should message me if
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I mean, you've gotten this far, why not?