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33 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 5:29pm
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from two-year college
- Rather not say
- Relationship Type
- Has kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
Movies: I'm completely scatter-shot when it comes to movies. From 12 Angry Men to Jurassic Park. From Shawshank Redemption to The Dark Crystal. From The Departed to Follow that Bird!
Music: I'll listen to mostly anything (except for really screamy metal and modern country, which is really just radio pop with a twang), but Green Day has been my favorite since like 1990 (old school, yo). I'll also name-drop The Ataris, Zebrahead, Fall Out Boy, and AFI just in case one of those set off your 'date-him-ometer'.
TV: I'm not one of those people who tries to sound sophisticated by pretending I don't watch a lot of TV. Nay, I am sophisticated because I watch only AWESOME TV. Breaking Bad, Dexter, 30 Rock, The Office, Community, Parks and Rec, Justified, Mythbusters, and Food Network I try to watch with some regularity. I don't miss The Daily Show and Colbert Report. Additionally, I'll watch anything created by Aaron Sorkin; The West Wing is my favorite show of all time, followed closely by Sports Night.
Food: I am a food lover. I will eat anything. Anything. Unless it has mushrooms. Or peas. I also like to cook, but don't do it as much as I'd like. I am working on cooking more, but a lot of what I do is just experiment in the kitchen, trying to make the next big thing. My favorite food, though, is the good old tried and true classic: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese!
Lemonade for all the tasty blessings it has bestowed upon my tongue and throat. And belly.
My best friend of 20-some years.
That's 3. Good enough. I'm not greedy.
Seriously, I keep no secrets. If you wanna know anything, just ask.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
If you know all the words to "Magic Dance" AND will sing them loudly in public with me, chances are, I'll just go ahead and marry you then and there.
Also, if you're name is Eliot and you plan on giving me back the $10 you owe me. Contact me for that reason, also, please.
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