you're from Phoenixville? let's get a drink! for some reason, this website keep showing me to people that are in New York or Maryland. I'm near Philadelphia.
if you're local, drop me a message. I won't be a cunt unless you're a douche, I promise. I'm bored and I like people
I'm not quite geeky enough to be a geek. But I'm far too geeky to be cool. I clean up all right, but am definitely more of a country girl. I'm into pink and lace and frill, but I'm also into kicking ass. I resisted the label for a long time but bisexual is the best descriptor of my sexuality that I can find. I've been described by some as the guys' girl - we hang, we laugh, i try to get you laid. I'm the girl you talk dirty to but never date, which is just cool with me. I'm very simple on the surface, intentionally, and I like to keep things that way with most people.
I just want some cool friends to cuddle up with. We hang, we talk, we watch TV...although if the conversation (and drinks) are flowing nicely, hopefully we won't have to resort to TV. I like new people. I tend to form temporary, intense relationships and then disappear on people. There's your fair warning.
I'm engaged. So I'm not here looking to fuck. I am however looking for friends. If you're witty/kind of an asshole/as bored as I am, I'm totally down with hanging. I've found that people whose profiles go on and on about how great and loyal and kind they are should be sucker-punched. I don't like 'nice' people. I like sarcastic, angry people who can crack a joke and who wear a smirk as naturally as they exhale. Give me a curmudgeonly jerkwad over a happy-go-lucky sweetheart any day.
I'm a million things: silly, quiet, cuddly, intelligent, kickass, sarcastic, witty, genuine, sweet, cunty, logical, supremely boring, bratty, laid-back, realistic, dirty as hell, fantastic, and goddamn adorable on occasion. Oh, and punny. I'm a sucker for a good bad joke.