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umm_waitwhathuh

26 / M / Gay / Seeing someone

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:33am
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
—
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
—
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Things that bring me joy:
nicely arranged items.
a good tree to climb.
being barefoot.
twizzlers.
whittling.
public staring contests.
ambiguity.
2am bike rides.
A good breeze.
pre-rain smells.
post-rain smells.
drinking beer in the shower.
What I’m doing with my life
grew up drawing cartoons and comics. then started painting & making films. then became a Graphic Designer. Now I daydream.
I’m really good at
making awkward faces.
not going to sleep on time.
running late.
matching my socks some of the time.
knowing where your tibia is relative to your fibula.
The first things people usually notice about me
+ dimples +
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
/ currently reading: Why is the Penis Shaped That Way?…And Other Reflections on Being Human"

/ song of the moment: "Where Were You When I Needed You" by Stevie Wonder

/ 1 of my favorite movies: Luis Buñuel's The Exterminating Angel

/ food: anything good and odd
The six things I could never do without
1. A sketchbook
2. A writing utensil
3. My Glasses
4. My Camera
5. A nice patch of grass
6. Thunderstorms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the clouds
On a typical Friday night I am
on my couch. a bar. or laundry. or dancing. or netflix. or biking to an unknown destination. or a friends. or some gallery. or listening to live music. or dinner. or cleaning. or staring at a wall. basically whatever floats my boat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have megalophobia. Which means I'm deathly afraid of The Statue of Liberty, Mr. Snuffleupagus, and those big-ass Macy's Parade Balloons in the shape of happy cartoon characters.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
you wanna chat or meet up. Seriously if you wanna play tennis let me know