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ummm_what

26 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Estonian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Oh man, I just went back and read this section again. What a load of horseshit. Long story short: I have a beard, I have an awesome lady friend, we have dogs (and crabs, the invertebrates, not the lice) and I'm INTJ or INTP depending on how I'm feeling that day.

Oh yeah, dry sense of humor, got one of those too.
What I’m doing with my life
Crumbling it up and using it as breading. I feel like I missed something here.
I’m really good at
Submitting resumes, attempting to be optimistic, philosophizing, standardized tests, driving above the speed limit, measuring 100mg of something.
The first things people usually notice about me
if its there, the beard

Or my voice, my students told me that I sounded like the Geico commercials announcer (15 minutes could save you up to 15% on your car insurance)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I watch tv to entertain me, I read books to get smarter, I listen to music to relax, play games to escape, and eat food for survival.
The six things I could never do without
My previous profile sounded too much like a hallmark card. The six things morning me couldn't live without: coffee, ladyfriend, coffee, glasses, coffee and coffee. Rest of the day me: lappy toppy, phone, books (for reading and stuff), conversation, dogs, ladyfriend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Currently, how long I can put off doing lab reports, and how long I will have to work at the lab, and how much I dislike young people (left over resin from teaching high school)
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably going out with a few friends, if not that I'll probably be somewhere writing something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is a theater nerd side of me that rears its head every once in a while.

Technically, I have had plastic surgery (extremely broken nose)

Easy to get along with, but I rarely open up completely.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends