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325 pounds of iron, steel, and sex appeal. a heart breaker, trouble
maker, risk taker. the god damaged american dream.
i grew up on a farm in ransom. 7 generations of farmers and coal
crackers. i love the outdoors. I live in an old camper on my
parent's farm, and am (slowly) converting it to completely off grid
dwelling. there isn't much i couldn't teach you about living off
i work for a vending and arcade amusements company off and on since
i was 18. i am not a carnie. Currently, I toss dough for a pizza
place in Clarks Summit
if you haven't guess by now, i am kind of a hillbilly. i do have
all my teeth, but i can drive a tractor. i threw hay bails and
shoveled fertilizer all my life. i am very much a gentleman when
the occasion arises. i wear a beard all year long. i absolutely
love when ladies scratch it. i have a great big beer belly and love
when i get it rubbed. i do like to get my cuddle on. i appreciate
thunderstorms are amazing.
i offten act a fool as a cover for my evil genius. a real fixer
upper, searching for the proper motivation. i am not really looking
for a partner in crime.... just a solid alibi.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Grilling and barbeque. Total pit master. I can cook, and even know
how to hand toss pizza. Obviously I appreciate anyone who
appreciates good taste.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm pretty big :/ but my grandma says i'm husky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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CITR. 1984. Fight club. Rant. The Stand. The Park is Mine.
Industrial Society and it's Future.
archer, history channel, discovery channel, walking dead, american
horror story, big bang theory, ancient aliens.
Pulp fiction, devil's rejects, full metal jacket.
Hellbound glory, Old crow medicine show, roger alan wade, ccr,
Steve miller band
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Frosted beer mugs are amazing. any beverage tastes better in
home brewed sweet tea.... preferably in a frosty beer mug.
My rusty and dented chevy blazer.
pocket knife. i use it every day.
cell phone. it is just too useful. If you are one to disagree you
are obviously not using your phone to it's full potential.
My bug out bag (extra credit if you know what that is)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting around a camp fire with my "lesbros." (If two gentlemen are
in a "bromance", they are considered "bromosexuals" and are
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still play with GI Joes. It's bad. I have like 10 of them.
Sometimes when I am bored, I get a box of crayons and make
elaborate battle scenes out of old cardboard boxes. Then I rember
that I am 30, and probably should be doing something way more
productive with my time.
You should message me if
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I don't have a particular "type" and can find anyone interesting or
... If you have ever wanted to shoot a gun.
..If you make the best grilled cheese sandwiches.
...if you like riding around in rusty beat up trucks.
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