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30 Scranton, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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325 pounds of iron, steel, and sex appeal. a heart breaker, trouble maker, risk taker. the god damaged american dream.

i grew up on a farm in ransom. 7 generations deep of farmers and coal crackers. i love the outdoors. there isn't much i couldn't teach you about living off the land.
i work for a vending and arcade amusements company since i was 18. i am money handler, not a carnie. currently I work construction when weather and jobs permit.
if you haven't guess by now, i am kind of a hillbilly. i do have all my teeth, but i can drive a tractor. i threw hay bails and shoveled fertilizer all my life. In contrast; I am exploring an interest in creative writing, and am constantly trying to expand my creative horizons. i am very much a gentleman when the occasion arises. i wear a beard all year long. i absolutely love when ladies scratch it. i have a great big beer belly and love when i get it rubbed. i do like to get my cuddle on. i appreciate the affection.
thunderstorms are amazing.
i offten act a fool as a cover for my evil genius. Kind of a fixer upper, searching for the proper motivation. i am not really looking for a partner in crime.... just a solid alibi.
What I’m doing with my life
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Staying out of troube. Writing my novel, a semi autobiographical antihero buddy action crime comedy.

"He wondered if he just needed to find his calling to invoke this new attitude. Life epiphany. Not everyone is going to grow up to be doctors or lawyers, or even to swing a hammer. Here, in the middle of a felony, Jack reached a level of understanding only a person who never amounted to anything ever could. Some folks are just born bad. Like homosexuals or left handed. It was the life he always wanted but was never allowed to admit. He liked being bad. Bad fit him in all the best ways."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grilling and barbeque. Total pit master. I can cook, and even know how to hand toss pizza. Obviously I appreciate anyone who appreciates good taste.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm pretty big :/ but my grandma says i'm husky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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CITR. 1984. Fight club. Rant. The Stand. The Park is Mine. Industrial Society and it's Future.

archer, history channel, discovery channel, walking dead, american horror story, big bang theory, ancient aliens.

Pulp fiction, devil's rejects, full metal jacket.

Hellbound glory, Old crow medicine show, roger alan wade, ccr, Steve miller band... I love county music, specifically outlaw county. Tough guy stuff. I really don't care how sexy you think my tractor is, if you say you "like country" and can't name a song by Hank Jr, Dave Coe, or Merle Haggard; don't even bring up country music to me. Stick to froggy101.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Frosted beer mugs are amazing. any beverage tastes better in one.

home brewed sweet tea.... preferably in a frosty beer mug.

My rusty and dented chevy blazer.

pocket knife. i use it every day.

cell phone. it is just too useful. If you are one to disagree you are obviously not using your phone to it's full potential.

My bug out bag (extra credit if you know what that is)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting around a camp fire with my "lesbros."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still play with GI Joes. It's bad. I have like 10 of them. Sometimes when I am bored, I get a box of crayons and make elaborate battle scenes out of old cardboard boxes. Then I rember that I am 30, and probably should be doing something way more productive with my time.
You should message me if
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I don't have a particular "type" and can find anyone interesting or enlightening.
... If you have ever wanted to shoot a gun.