i grew up on a farm in ransom. 7 generations deep of farmers and coal crackers. i love the outdoors. there isn't much i couldn't teach you about living off the land.
i work for a vending and arcade amusements company since i was 18. i am money handler, not a carnie. currently I work construction when weather and jobs permit.
if you haven't guess by now, i am kind of a hillbilly. i do have all my teeth, but i can drive a tractor. i threw hay bails and shoveled fertilizer all my life. In contrast; I am exploring an interest in creative writing, and am constantly trying to expand my creative horizons. i am very much a gentleman when the occasion arises. i wear a beard all year long. i absolutely love when ladies scratch it. i have a great big beer belly and love when i get it rubbed. i do like to get my cuddle on. i appreciate the affection.
thunderstorms are amazing.
i offten act a fool as a cover for my evil genius. Kind of a fixer upper, searching for the proper motivation. i am not really looking for a partner in crime.... just a solid alibi.
"He wondered if he just needed to find his calling to invoke this new attitude. Life epiphany. Not everyone is going to grow up to be doctors or lawyers, or even to swing a hammer. Here, in the middle of a felony, Jack reached a level of understanding only a person who never amounted to anything ever could. Some folks are just born bad. Like homosexuals or left handed. It was the life he always wanted but was never allowed to admit. He liked being bad. Bad fit him in all the best ways."
archer, history channel, discovery channel, walking dead, american horror story, big bang theory, ancient aliens.
Pulp fiction, devil's rejects, full metal jacket.
Hellbound glory, Old crow medicine show, roger alan wade, ccr, Steve miller band... I love county music, specifically outlaw county. Tough guy stuff. I really don't care how sexy you think my tractor is, if you say you "like country" and can't name a song by Hank Jr, Dave Coe, or Merle Haggard; don't even bring up country music to me. Stick to froggy101.
home brewed sweet tea.... preferably in a frosty beer mug.
My rusty and dented chevy blazer.
pocket knife. i use it every day.
cell phone. it is just too useful. If you are one to disagree you are obviously not using your phone to it's full potential.
My bug out bag (extra credit if you know what that is)
... If you have ever wanted to shoot a gun.