i grew up on a farm in ransom. 7 generations of farmers and coal crackers. i love the outdoors. there isn't much i couldn't teach you about living off the land.
i work for a vending and arcade amusements company off and on since i was 18. i am not a carnie.
if you haven't guess by now, i am kind of a hillbilly. i do have all my teeth, but i can drive a tractor. i threw hay bails and shoveled fertilizer all my life. i am very much a gentleman when the occasion arises. i wear a beard all year long. i absolutely love when ladies scratch it. i have a great big beer belly and love when i get it rubbed. i do like to get my cuddle on. i appreciate the affection.
thunderstorms are amazing.
i offten act a fool as a cover for my evil genius. just looking for a partner in crime.