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30 Scranton, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:32pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
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325 pounds of iron, steel, and sex appeal. a heart breaker, trouble maker, risk taker. the god damaged american dream.

i grew up on a farm in ransom. 7 generations of farmers and coal crackers. i love the outdoors. I live in an old camper on my parent's farm, and am (slowly) converting it to completely off grid dwelling. there isn't much i couldn't teach you about living off the land.
i work for a vending and arcade amusements company off and on since i was 18. i am not a carnie. Currently, I toss dough for a pizza place in Clarks Summit
if you haven't guess by now, i am kind of a hillbilly. i do have all my teeth, but i can drive a tractor. i threw hay bails and shoveled fertilizer all my life. i am very much a gentleman when the occasion arises. i wear a beard all year long. i absolutely love when ladies scratch it. i have a great big beer belly and love when i get it rubbed. i do like to get my cuddle on. i appreciate the affection.
thunderstorms are amazing.
i offten act a fool as a cover for my evil genius. a real fixer upper, searching for the proper motivation. i am not really looking for a partner in crime.... just a solid alibi.
What I’m doing with my life
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Staying out of troube.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grilling and barbeque. Total pit master. I can cook, and even know how to hand toss pizza. Obviously I appreciate anyone who appreciates good taste.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm pretty big :/ but my grandma says i'm husky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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CITR. 1984. Fight club. Rant. The Stand. The Park is Mine. Industrial Society and it's Future.

archer, history channel, discovery channel, walking dead, american horror story, big bang theory, ancient aliens.

Pulp fiction, devil's rejects, full metal jacket.

Hellbound glory, Old crow medicine show, roger alan wade, ccr, Steve miller band
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Frosted beer mugs are amazing. any beverage tastes better in one.

home brewed sweet tea.... preferably in a frosty beer mug.

My rusty and dented chevy blazer.

pocket knife. i use it every day.

cell phone. it is just too useful. If you are one to disagree you are obviously not using your phone to it's full potential.

My bug out bag (extra credit if you know what that is)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting around a camp fire with my "lesbros." (If two gentlemen are in a "bromance", they are considered "bromosexuals" and are eachother's "lesbro")
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still play with GI Joes. It's bad. I have like 10 of them. Sometimes when I am bored, I get a box of crayons and make elaborate battle scenes out of old cardboard boxes. Then I rember that I am 30, and probably should be doing something way more productive with my time.
You should message me if
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I don't have a particular "type" and can find anyone interesting or enlightening.
... If you have ever wanted to shoot a gun.
..If you make the best grilled cheese sandwiches.
...if you like riding around in rusty beat up trucks.