325 pounds of iron, steel, and sex appeal. a heart breaker, trouble maker, risk taker. the god damaged american dream.

i grew up on a farm in ransom. 7 generations of farmers and coal crackers. i love the outdoors. there isn't much i couldn't teach you about living off the land.
i work for a vending and arcade amusements company off and on since i was 18. i am not a carnie.
if you haven't guess by now, i am kind of a hillbilly. i do have all my teeth, but i can drive a tractor. i threw hay bails and shoveled fertilizer all my life. i am very much a gentleman when the occasion arises. i wear a beard all year long. i absolutely love when ladies scratch it. i have a great big beer belly and love when i get it rubbed. i do like to get my cuddle on. i appreciate the affection.
thunderstorms are amazing.
i offten act a fool as a cover for my evil genius. just looking for a partner in crime.

Staying out of troube.

marksmanship. cooking. i like to paint but am not an artist... just "crafty" if that's even a word.

i'm pretty big :/ but my grandma says i'm husky.

CITR. 1984.

archer, history channel, discovery channel, walking dead, american horror story, big bang theory, ancient aliens.

Fight club, smokin aces, forrest gump, devil's rejects, enemy at the gates, full metal jacket.

Old crow medicine show, roger alan wade, ccr are my top three.

simple pleasures.... frosted beer mugs are amazing. any beverage tastes better in one.
home brewed sweet tea, steeped for an hour, and sweetened with honey. just the way i like it.
a hammock.
pocket knife. i use it every day.
cell phone. it is just too useful.
a zippo, because a bonfire can happen at a moments notice. ... i think that's six.

revolution

sitting around a camp fire with my "lesbros."

i absolutely love playing with GI Joes

I don't have a particular "type" and can find anyone interesting or enlightening.
... if you have ever wanted to shoot a gun.