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325 pounds of iron, steel, and sex appeal. a heart breaker, trouble
maker, risk taker. the god damaged american dream.
i grew up on a farm in ransom. 7 generations deep of farmers and
coal crackers. i love the outdoors. I live in an old camper on my
parent's farm. there isn't much i couldn't teach you about living
off the land.
i work for a vending and arcade amusements company since i was 18.
i am money handler, not a carnie. Currently, I toss dough for a
pizza place in Clarks Summit.
if you haven't guess by now, i am kind of a hillbilly. i do have
all my teeth, but i can drive a tractor. i threw hay bails and
shoveled fertilizer all my life. In contrast; I am exploring an
interest in creative writing, and am constantly trying to expand my
creative horizons. i am very much a gentleman when the occasion
arises. i wear a beard all year long. i absolutely love when ladies
scratch it. i have a great big beer belly and love when i get it
rubbed. i do like to get my cuddle on. i appreciate the
thunderstorms are amazing.
i offten act a fool as a cover for my evil genius. Kind of a fixer
upper, searching for the proper motivation. i am not really looking
for a partner in crime.... just a solid alibi.
What I’m doing with my life
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Staying out of troube. Writing my novel, a semi autobiographical
antihero buddy action crime comedy.
"He wondered if he just needed to find his calling to invoke this
new attitude. Life epiphany. Not everyone is going to grow up to be
doctors or lawyers, or even to swing a hammer. Here, in the middle
of a felony, Jack reached a level of understanding only a person
who never amounted to anything ever could. Some folks are just born
bad. Like homosexuals or left handed. It was the life he always
wanted but was never allowed to admit. He liked being bad. Bad fit
him in all the best ways."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grilling and barbeque. Total pit master. I can cook, and even know
how to hand toss pizza. Obviously I appreciate anyone who
appreciates good taste.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm pretty big :/ but my grandma says i'm husky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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CITR. 1984. Fight club. Rant. The Stand. The Park is Mine.
Industrial Society and it's Future.
archer, history channel, discovery channel, walking dead, american
horror story, big bang theory, ancient aliens.
Pulp fiction, devil's rejects, full metal jacket.
Hellbound glory, Old crow medicine show, roger alan wade, ccr,
Steve miller band... I love county music, specifically outlaw
county. Tough guy stuff. I really don't care how sexy you think my
tractor is, if you say you "like country" and can't name a song by
Hank Jr, Dave Coe, or Merle Haggard; don't even bring up country
music to me. Stick to froggy101.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Frosted beer mugs are amazing. any beverage tastes better in
home brewed sweet tea.... preferably in a frosty beer mug.
My rusty and dented chevy blazer.
pocket knife. i use it every day.
cell phone. it is just too useful. If you are one to disagree you
are obviously not using your phone to it's full potential.
My bug out bag (extra credit if you know what that is)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting around a camp fire with my "lesbros."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still play with GI Joes. It's bad. I have like 10 of them.
Sometimes when I am bored, I get a box of crayons and make
elaborate battle scenes out of old cardboard boxes. Then I rember
that I am 30, and probably should be doing something way more
productive with my time.
You should message me if
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I don't have a particular "type" and can find anyone interesting or
... If you have ever wanted to shoot a gun.
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