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unaveragejoe2304

28 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hey! Names Joe and I'm an original west coaster. moved here from good ole Reno, NV. Yes there are other cities in Nevada besides Las Vegas. Just not any other good ones. This was my first winter in the mid-west, and I am now applying for my Frozen Plains Survivor certificate. Love nerdy stuff and general goofballyness.(Word now!) Always have and always will.Also love yoga, and bettering my body and lifestyle. Some of my friends would say I'm a bleeding heart optimist, some would say I'm a dour realist. I would say I'm a half full, kind of guy. I like to think that everyday the sun is shining through my window, it's going to be a good day. Currently, I bar tend in river north, but I do planning side work for a non-profit. The dream is to own a business. Being your own boss is true freedom to me. Because ain't tuition for lack of ambition, and ain't loans for sittin yo ass at home. lol
Love the outdoors when it's warm. Straight up child of the sun right here. So winter is an issue for me, but I've perfected the craft of cuddling for warmth. Can't get enough sports, which is another reason I moved to the city. I'm into all kinds of activities, the more active the better. Disc golf, real golf, hiking, rock climbing, snowboarding, random dance classes, movies, random city exploration. I'm pretty sure in my previous life I was a pirate. I mean I'd still be one, if I could find a parrot that would stay on my shoulder for once. Will you be my matey?
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a bartender right now, but I also do side work as an event planner for a non-profit. I'm a business man, not a business man, now let me handle my business, damn.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome mostly but also BBQ'n, surprises, sports, dancing, finding new restaurants, singing in the car, working out, getting people to have fun. I'm also a good listener from what I hear and people like to confide in me. Startin to up my cooking repertoire too!! Hot soup for days yo!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses? Lol or my arms
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For books I'd go freakonomics series, survivors club, the bible. movies anything funny or with bill Murray. I'm also a nerd so stuff like star wars and superhero movies are the bees knees with me. Shows would be only the stuff awesome is made of like Wilfred, the league, archer, how I met your mother, big bang theory, southpark, Futurama, entourage, deadliest warrior. I'm into tons of stuff, so there's a good chance I like it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music, family & friends, warm weather, sun glasses , yoga mat, and this has just cause to be number one, a blender.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the present, the past, sweets and treats, travel destinations, sports, music, activities, a good cocktail recipe, game of thrones, awkward social situations, people falling down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Deciding whether or not to go out and have fun or stay in so I can be productive the next day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I gave a stripper a lap dance
You should message me if
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You like to get dressed up and have fun, like to cuddle and get warm or just have a sweet tooth for chocolate treats.