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- Uncanny ability to arrive fashionably late.
- Attentive listener to boring stories.
- Habitual door opener.
- Animal lover (yes, even your cats!)
- Willing to be either the big or little spoon.
- Is fine with movies with subtitles.
- Does not freak out when texts are not immediately replied
- Can recite Ice Cube's part in "Fuck Tha Police" to it's
- Will tolerate country music.
- Does not discriminate against any type of alcohol.
- Proficient in sarcasm.
- Spels and use gramar good.
- Can curse in 3 different languages.
- Gives sincere apologies.
- Tips generously.
- Showers regularly.
- Exceptionally skilled at Mario Kart
- Does reasonably accurate impressions of Derrick Zoolander.
The six things I could never do without
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- Sarcasm. Why? - because it's awesome.
- Craft Beer. Microbrewer in the making.
- My Computer. It's like my paintbrush and canvas.
- My Car. Life is just more fun when you have a blow off
- Audible. It's like reading with your ears!
- Netflix. Do I even need to explain?
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