Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Brent. I am a 33 Year old Father of three. I am a
Liberal Conservative Republicrat. I believe in the relevance of
every action as a precursor to the events that will change and
shape your future. I believe that God does not create crap. I
believe that Bruce Campbell is the greatest anti-hero of all time.
I believe that Batman could kick Superman's butt. I believe that
Darth Vader is the greatest villain of all time. I believe that God
made the earth as a sandbox where we could play and slowly learn
the meaning of life. I believe that love is not a word but an act
followed by continual action. I believe that God places one person
in your life for the sole purpose of pissing you off, and how you
treat that person is a testament to your character. And I believe
that my children are angels sent to protect my heart from the pain
life will give me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am living it to the fullest! Smile and nod. Just smile and nod! I
am a salesman, a writer and now officially a stand-up comedian with
a very busy schedule. I've never been so busy in my entire life,
but balance is important to me and so is family and friendship.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just ask me... There's a lot. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bald head. lol I have a good sense of humor so I am prone to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Chuck Palahniuck, Slaughterhouse Five, Phillip K. Dick,
Chariots of the Gods, Too many to name.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
My iPhone (It's my brain at times)
My MacBook Air (It's my funnel and recorder and often
Water and Diet Pepsi (I drink them like a fish)
My car (Without it I would not be where I am right now)
Running shoes (I love to run, it's an addiction, I need an
My family (They are my root and core, my reason for all I do)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Peoples fears and angers, frustrations and the root nature of being
human and surviving in an innately cruel paradise. I want to see to
the bottom of the human condition so I can know how to bring true
joy to people around me. I call it the "snowflake effect." If you
want to know more about it, I'd be glad to explain> :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not standing still. Action. It's all about never letting yourself
stagnate. I constantly reinvent myself and I'm always moving. lol I
love bars and clubs. I love dancing horribly. I love going out just
to meet new and amazing people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to be really shy and afraid of meeting strangers. But that
was a long time ago, however my oldest friends like to tease me
mercilessly about it.
You should message me if
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If you want to. And if you want to have a really fun time doing new
and interesting things. :)
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