- I am hairy.
- I am a freelance artist (i.e. unemployed).
- I currently reside in the same house as my parents, which I am alright with for the most part.
- Large dogs hate me.
- I love animals but I also love steak.
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Hello. The name is Brian and I'm kind of a big deal, except I'm not really. Tom Waits is my soul, Bill Murray is my voice, Grizzly Adams is my face, and I can't seem to locate my pants. I am a guy who prefers to avoid large social functions. I could explain why, but then what would you have to ask me? I am also an INTJ, so I guess there is that. If you find Chevy Chase, Gandalf, Hannibal Lecter, William F. Buckley Jr., Gregory House, and Professor Moriarty sexy, then I am your guy.
Words that describe me: reader, writer, artist, hairy, oldish, gamer, moviegoer, reluctant role model. I'm not rich and I may be closer in physique to Seth Rogen rather than Jason Statham.
I should admit right now that I am geeky sort of guy, which means that I will quote things you've likely never heard of or go on about something while you roll your eyes. But I could be wrong and you may very well like Suikoden, Jean Reno, comics, Neil Gaiman, Wes Anderson, Bill Murray, Jamie Hewlett, Clive Barker and other such things that I can ramble on about. In that case, feel free to say hello.
I don't watch sports, at all. Ever. They are boring to watch and I have no idea how people watch them with any sort of excitement. I used to play sports, but playing and watching are two extremely different activities. And quite frankly, the most popular sports are the most boring ones. American football is a joke, as it is simply a pussified form of rugby (just being honest). So, if you're hardcore into sports, we're probably not going to get along.
My political leanings? I’m a Marxist. I follow the teachings of Groucho.
Nero & Alexandre Dumas are related to me and that is incredibly awesome. Also vikings, lots of vikings.
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I am a Russian werewolf mechanic and I have two penises. Now I just gotta find my Sexica.
To everyone who states proudly that they don't read.