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uncleapple

43 M Leeds, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have been in leeds a few years now ex of london where I spent 12 great years living on boats and failing to be a herbalist.

I would say I am good with other peoples problems, in 23 other parallel worlds I am definitely a shrink but gladly not this one, and I thrive on rescue and really need to buy a land rover with a winch.

I love missions, how to make something happen, especially if its against the odds. And ends in a country pub.

I am very receptive to others, practical and intelligent (ha), caring and kind, I know thats how good friends would describe me, well, I mean that is the edited version, well they better.

I have dear friends sadly somewhat dispersed.

I am an INFJ

Things that I don't do enough of are boating at night, driving tractors and trucks, lying in bed, eating gooseberries, finding brilliant lovers.

I hate semi colons (an uncommited colon), mould, strimmers (that noise), google, tories, whigs and bosses.

My philosophy is that we are random beings bumping into one another and what makes life managable is the fact that sometimes people fall into holes. Thats hilarious. So yeah my humour is based on misfortune, my own and others, and it also has a dose of sarcasm mixed in.

I would love to meet someone to laugh with (maybe at people falling into holes!)
I’m really good at
buying shirts
invisibility spells
moaning about how shit everything is
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
kurt vonnegut - breakfast of champions is my favorite, marge piercy, ursula le guin, borges, angela carter,
matthew dickman, j robert lennon, hillary mantel.

music - mixed from electronica, mostly playing anything from minilogue and akufen, akiko kiyama, pantha du prince. benji b and giles p on 6.
oh and neil young, I reckon top three of his are 'the beach', 'after the goldrush' and of course 'harvest'.
And anything with that motorik beat from NEU!, including heavy electrics and hawkwind and the warm digit. And the vaselines.
and little did I know (but now do) that last.fm is following my nearly every musical move I make http://www.last.fm/user/bobbylick/library

I love a good butchers shop, baking sourdough bread, seasonal fruit and veg that actually tastes, and foraging. dark chocolate, proper beer, malt whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
proper tea in a pot with milk in a jug
novels
knitwear
a bicycle
dreaming
the sublime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the book/art I will never create
On a typical Friday night I am
there isn't a typical.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex