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uncledolanpls

22 F Sunnyvale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting fires.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fires and shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mask. My voice. My towering appearance and rippling muscles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
DC comics when I'm not a fucking luchador.

The Dark Knight Rises.

Batman.

Hans Zimmer.

How the fuck can I eat with a mask?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Nuclear physicists.
2. Morgan Freeman.
3. That one bitch from Inception.
4. My mask.
5. The gym.
6. Fire.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not the child of R'as al Ghul.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't Batman.
Or Catwoman.

Despite what I just said, MESSAGE ME IF WE HAVE A SUPER HIGH ENEMY PERCENTAGE. I want to meet my nemeses.