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unclefaggtpants

27 / M / Bisexual / Available

Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts

His Details

Last Online
May 18
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
i'm a queer transman, a hairstylist, a cartoon lover, proud fatty, stealthy Cuban-American, dancer who is picky abt where and when is the rt time to dance...
I'm looking to meet women and men and anyone anywhere in between. Just clarifying.

it's hard out here for a transperson when there are only 2 choices, and, by asserting my gender, it seems i somewhat dilute my sexuality. it feels like its twice as hard to meet other queers this way :( just putting it out there, in case OKCupid is listening.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time at a salon that I love being a part of. I've been there for almost 4 years now :D :O WTF TIME FLIES.
I really love my career. I don't feel like I settled and it truly is my artform. But now I'm trying to diversify this career and build up my editorial work. In my giant millionaire sized dreams, I'd do the suburban hair 3 days a week and travel from LA, NYC, and London the rest of the week doing crazy photoshoots. And I would own a city block in NYC. Just saying. DREAM BIG, NO?? So aside from wanting to meet awesome new people, if any of you reading this are in the fashion world or art scene and need someone to work with models, manipulate hair and weave, and all around fuck some shit up mighty lovely, contact me!
I’m really good at
cutting hair! Yelp can verify ;)

building/crafting things (literal things) that are the solutions to mechanical problems. don't underestimate what a paperclip, a button, and a rubber band can do! (i'm super tactile and visual!)
telling dramatic stories that will make you laugh.
whipping up dinner from kitchen dregs.
listening.
kissing.
planning surprise adventures.
talking for hours on end with someone i just met.
dancing.
making rice and beans.
The first things people usually notice about me
the beard. or my scissor tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
arroz con pollo.
avocados.
chocolate.
RIHANNA
60's do-wop & soul.
gluten-free goodnesses.
the gossip.
American Dad
Ugly Americans
Community
becoming a visible man by jamison greene
Stevie Wonder.
QUEEN.
the cliks.
i love you man.
CUNT.
secretary.
Downton Abbey
empire records.
Boss Hog
The Dead Weather
Big Business
Drake
old crow medicine show.
helium.
lil wayne.
white christmas.
the dead weather.
top 40 hiphop/pop music.
mrs. doubtfire.
Antony and the Johnsons.
Bowie.
Beirut
The six things I could never do without
water.
my cell phone. I am not ashamed to say I panic when it is not near me. Hate on me haters.
sex
well-fitting underwear. Chub rub is real and awful.
music
candy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gender constructs.
SEX.
Hair
Fashion
Misogyny.
Money.
SEX.
Bodies.
Racism.
Intersectionality.
Socialism.
Sustainability.
Capitalism.
Fashion.
On a typical Friday night I am
TO BE HONEST: I am looking to meet new ppl to fill my friday nights with. I have had a lot of ppl close to me move away to better 'stead for themselves and while I am happy for them, I feel socially upheaved and am eager to meet new ppls :)
Don't be shy ;)
watching a movie at home by myself or with my partner, prepping for saturday morning (always working forever) with a lot of relaxation, ... or out at a show if friends of mine are performing, yadda yadda.
currently watching... anytthing? Excited True Blood is back on!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I make my bed every morning.
(Unless there is a beautiful body being left behind in it...)
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
- you are ALSO looking for new friends to do stuff with that other ppl wont do with you, like go dancing! shopping. knitting... whatevs. try me. i like LOTS of stuff
- you think im hott.
- you are in an open relationship and are looking for a low-key cuddle buddy/friend with bennies type of person to get to know better.
- you are : NOT ALL BUT ANY OF THESE- kinky, self-confident, honest, radical, fat, queer, funny, a Top, a bear, a butch, a boy, a femme...
- you want to teach me something fun and new.
- you want to make out, have sex, make food.