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unclefaggtpants

29 Jamaica Plain, MA Transmasculine, Transsexual, Transgender, Trans Man

Transmasculine, Transsexual, Transgender, Trans Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:08am
Orientation
Queer, Gay, Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm a queer transman, a hairstylist, a cartoon lover, proud fatty, stealthy Cuban-American, dancer who is picky abt where and when is the rt time to dance...

i don't know what i'm looking for in a man friend but i AM sure i'm looking for them! hooking up is great and fun but i'm not opposed to deeper connections that last a while longer :}
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time at a salon that I love being a part of. I've been there for 7 years now WTF TIME FLIES.
I really love my career. But it definitely has its challenges, one of which is staying motivated and inspired. I'm definitely working on that at the moment.
So trips to see art, museums, shows, music, anything that could create sparks for me, is on the table if anyone wants to join me :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cutting hair! Yelp can verify ;)

building/crafting things (literal things) that are the solutions to mechanical problems. don't underestimate what a paperclip, a button, and a rubber band can do! (i'm super tactile and visual!)
telling dramatic stories that will make you laugh.
whipping up dinner from kitchen dregs.
listening.
kissing.
planning surprise adventures.
talking for hours on end with someone i just met.
dancing.
making rice and beans.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the beard. or my scissor tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
arroz con pollo.
avocados.
chocolate.
RIHANNA
60's do-wop & soul.
gluten-free goodnesses.
American Dad
Ugly Americans
Community
Stevie Wonder.
QUEEN.
i love you man.
CUNT.
secretary.
Downton Abbey
empire records.
Boss Hog
The Dead Weather
Big Business
Drake
old crow medicine show.
helium.
lil wayne.
white christmas.
the dead weather.
top 40 hiphop/pop music.
mrs. doubtfire.
Antony and the Johnsons.
Bowie.
Beirut
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water.
my cell phone. I am not ashamed to say I panic when it is not near me.
the ocean.
sex
well-fitting underwear. Chub rub is real and awful.
protein.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gender constructs.
SEX.
Hair
Fashion
Misogyny.
Money.
SEX.
Bodies.
Racism.
Intersectionality.
Sustainability.
Capitalism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
accidentally falling asleep with my clothes on by 730pm.
i work on saturdays and i try to go to the gym before i make it to the salon, so my fridays nights are pretty mellow. even comatose. but try me on a MONDAY night... WOO!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make my bed every morning.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you are ALSO looking for new friends to do stuff with that other ppl wont do with you, like go dancing! shopping. knitting... whatevs. try me. i like LOTS of stuff
- you think im hott.
- you want to hook up ;}