Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are not afraid of someone else's kids.
I have five. You'd need to accept that and that I'm definitely not
having more. (Snip snip!)
I don't have room in my life for any more royalty than my two
princesses and their three prince brothers.
Now, they DO live with their mother but I am heavily active in
You have to be young at heart. I don't have time for overly serious
people. There's a time and a place for seriousness, but don't let
it control your life I say.
You like geeks or nerds or have a obsession that the rest of the
world thinks is weird. I like weird.
You don't have a small dog that you pretend is your kid. It's not a
kid. It's not even a real dog. You want a dog, get a real dog. One
of those at least 3' tall ones.
You want something that small get a cat.
It's been my experience that women with small dogs equals
emotionally or physically abused by a recent (within 5 years) ex
relationship and now distrustful of men or looking for revenge on
the next guy.
Geeks, nerds, gamers, lovers of knowledge and cryptozoology,
paranormal, conspiracy, open minded intellectual non sheep.
Stuffy, close minded ,uptight, arrogant and stubborn people who
mindlessly follow the pack