Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do, indeed, believe myself to be one of the shinier turds in this
septic tank of a city. At least my momma always tells it like
I'm Billy - a curiously attractive, thirty year old, pun loving
polyglot. I am a willing participant in the NY grind, so I've got
my claws in a number of projects. Moonlight as a bike mechanic for
all those bike-lovin boys.
I've been living in Brooklyn for the past four years, now. Surfing
that fine line between ambition and contentment, with style.
Using this OKCupid adventure to find someone...or people to expand
my social circle. Dates, sex, magic-show adventures--its all
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Summer time finds me taking advantage of every opportunity to get
out of town. Trying to find a way to incorporate a stud like you
into my wilderness hammock adventures. Normally only room for one
at night, but I'll find the solution. Typical non-work schedule
might include overnight bike tours, camping trips, #hotdoglife,
multi-week wilderness jaunts, pickle eating, river bathing, fresh
pasta by the camp fire, fly tying, mitsuwa day trips, bougie
under-the-stars bottle of wine romance. Can you imagine it? Yea...I
know you can.
In other adult news, these days I wait patiently for my fool-proof
get rich scheme. Online law degree, Marrying "up", Social Media
start-up, Unlicensed Wisdom-based therapy services, Grad school
(like I could get roped into that rackett), Being a consultant for
anything. The world, evidently, is my oyster. Top Hat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A stern and highly motivational "I'm dissapointed and slightly
furious with you" look.
I thoroughly enjoy cooking beyond my abilities. Stew? Never made
it, but psshaw, I got that.
I can fix any bike, period. I own.
Also, wisdom out the wazoo! I have no idea where I come up with the
stuff, but I need a radio show, some acolytes or a fortune cookie
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my roguish good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Indeed, books, movies, shows, music and food are all my
I remember being touched while reading dag hammarskjöld's memoirs,
but not much about the actual text. Huge fan of art theory, though
I am a bit rusty on most things I've read...which is tons-- that I
can recall, sometimes. The Magic Show issue of Laphams Quarterly.
RAD! Wikipedia, best damn book, EVER. Sci-Fi and Fantasy
book-lovin, non-fiction consuming, literary commitaphobe. Also,
DUNE. Seriously. DUNE. Just one word. DUNE. Know a Dune reference?
Prepare yourself for a blow job. Well, not really...but DUNE.
Movies. movies. movies. These days I like easy movies. Reality is
depressing enough without having to pay $14 bucks to get down in a
dark room. A bit of action, a bit of comedy, foreign flicks with
the appropriate amount of full frontal male nudity and other
homoerotic undertones, kung fu classics, spy/super human ass
kicking espionage capers, horror movies (this is my third date
Not a show goer per say....someone take me to a show. A good one.
Like, blue man quality.
Music. I treat my music like I do my reading--scattered. My taste
is as fickle as my moods. I listened to a cello players demo CD
from 2001, screeching weasel, minor threat, slick rick, maria bayo,
rocky horror, adina howard and bronski beat TODAY! Not to mention I
sang "I want to break free", in my head...all day. I don't even
know all of the words.
FOOOD. Alright boys, pay attention. These are freebies. Take me to
eat any of this stuff and you are getting laid. If you can get past
me pigging out. Just to be clear, I am fully going to eat it
Steak - Diner (its huge)
Ramen - Minca
Soup Dumplings - Shanghai Cafe Deluxe
Breakfast - Cafe Mogodor
Ribs - Anywhere
Pho - Anywhere
Lobster Rolls - Anywhere
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness. It used to rank pretty high on my priority list, until I
realized I am generally pretty happy. Now fulfillment is the name
of the game. I have a million things I'd like to do and tempus
fugit and what have you. Want to do one of the million things with
me? Shoot me a message.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a date with you. Smoov...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes the burger needs mozzarella sticks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are tall, have red hair, hilarious, frighteningly intellegent,
have a trust fund, sharing, a nympho, have nice (big) hands, enjoys
doing laundry, will coddle me though simultaneously enjoy my
independence, have a thing for people that look like me.
I also recently saw Thor, so...yeah, you get the idea. Australian
Viking add Scientist, please.
Who are you looking for?
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