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  • Ages 22-39
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Pacific Islander, White
5' 4" (1.63m)
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English, Chinese (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), Swedish (Somewhat), Norwegian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Billy - a curiously attractive, thirty one year old, pun loving polyglot. I am a willing participant in the NY grind, so I've got my claws in a number of projects. Moonlight as a bike mechanic for all those bike-lovin boys.

I've been living in Brooklyn for the past five years, now. Surfing that fine line between ambition and contentment, with style.

Using this OKCupid adventure to find someone...or people to expand my social circle. Dates, sex, magic-shows, surprise me.
What I’m doing with my life
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2015! 2015!

Now that the winter is over, I need to prioritize finding opportunities to get out of town. I work A LOT. But I swear I am trying to find a way to incorporate a stud like you into my sea to summit adventures. (wink)

I like being outside so my typical non-work schedule might include pitching a hammock wherever I find trees. Whether its a quick, overnight bike trip or a multi-week wilderness jaunt. Replete with pickle eating, river bathing, fresh pasta by the camp fire, fly tying, and bougie under-the-stars bottle of wine romance. Can you imagine it? Yea...I know you can.

Professionally, I work with wine. Natural, organic, biodynamic and low-sulphur numbers, to be a bit more specific. Part Somm - Part Enabler. I will bring your dinner party to its knees with a Magnum contribution...phrasing.... (-_-;). But actually, I'll bring a bottle of delicious wine to most any occasion. Try me.

In other adult news, these days I wait patiently for my fool-proof get rich scheme. Online law degree, Marrying "up", Social Media start-up, Unlicensed Wisdom-based therapy services, Being a consultant for anything. The world, evidently, is my oyster. Top Hat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A stern and highly motivational "I'm dissapointed and slightly furious with you" look.

I thoroughly enjoy cooking beyond my abilities. Stew? Never made it, but psshaw, I got that.

I can fix any bike, period. I own.

Also, wisdom out the wazoo! I have no idea where I come up with the stuff, but I need a radio show, some acolytes or a fortune cookie company.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hrmm. I smile a lot. A peace sign is typical greeting. That's the half Okinawan side of me. We are smiley, peace sign-throwing island folk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Indeed, books, movies, shows, music and food are all my favorites.

Sci-Fi and Fantasy book-lovin, non-fiction consuming, literary commitaphobe. I remember being touched while reading Dag Hammarskjöld's memoirs, but not much about the actual text. The Magic Show issue of Laphams Quarterly was my favorite so far. Wikipedia, best damn book, EVER. Also, DUNE. Seriously. DUNE. Just one word. DUNE. Know a Dune reference? Prepare yourself for a decent blow job. Well, not really...but DUNE. (side note - my head game is on point, just fyi)

Movies. movies. movies. These days I like easy movies. A bit of action, a bit of comedy, foreign flicks with the appropriate amount of full frontal male nudity and other homoerotic undertones, kung fu classics, spy/super human ass kicking espionage capers, horror movies (this is my third date move). Also, in my humble opinion, porn with a plot gets a bad rap.

I saw Hedwig and the Angry Inch with John Cameron Mitchell. Peak moment.

Music. Grooveshark is often a schizophrenic stream of tennyson, slick rick, evinha, erasure, minor threat, maria bayo, rocky horror, swv, pan ron, tanya stephens, adina howard and bronski beat. So punk, electronic, hip hop, dancehall, r&b and super super gay shit. Plus old timey japanese stuff my mom used to make us listen to. Enka - baws.

FOOOD. Alright boys, pay attention. These are freebies. Take me to eat any of this stuff and you are getting laid. If you can get past me pigging out. Just to be clear, I am fully going to eat it all.
Steak - Diner (I know what your thinking - size queen)
Ramen - Minca / Lan Zhou Hand Pulled
Soup Dumplings - Shanghai Cafe Deluxe
Morning After Breakfast - Okonomi
Also Pok Pok- but no sex after that. Thats expecting too much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I wasn't going to fill this section out. 50% because it seemed it could spiral and become materialistic or reductive. 50% because it was proving too difficult to find satisfying answers. But everyone has managed, so lets give it a shot. Disclaimer, these are just the things I tend to need in the day-to-day. If I come up with some big picture things, I'll write em up.

1. Friends - but not too many friends. Just the good ones. I am basically my own best friend. I laugh at all my own jokes and will have sex with me whenever I want.

2. Positivity and perspective - For the most part, I try not to let things bring me down. Sometimes, things are on the upswing, other times they aren't. I try to do what makes me happy without falling into that ever-so-enticing pit trap of vapid selfishness. It goes a long way with maintaining a healthy sense of self. If you're happy, could things be so bad? :) "So Billy, don't be an idiot, your life isn't over, you're still awesome, you should be smiling."

3. Good food. Nothing puts me in a crummy mood faster than giving people money for bad food. If you open a breakfast joint, learn how to cook an egg. Poached egg with hard yolk? Whats that about? If your menu offers a soft boiled egg, why is that shit hard boiled? Why is yo frittata dry?! Maybe I just need properly cooked eggs as my #3... But on the real real. Bad steaks - not cool. Bad pizza - my blood boils. Bad ramen - RACIST!

4. Having an escape - Chasing fish in a tiny swimming hole, drunk snow shoeing at night, snorkeling in shallow clear waters, refusing to swim in the quarry because there are monsters in the murky water, waking up near a river, making up constellations on a clear night, laughing at the mosquitos under my radical head net, running from snakes on a trail. These are the most fun I'll ever have. All the NYC stuff is great, but they are just interludes to the good stuff.

5. Really, I think that's it. Well....dreaming about hitting the lottery. That probably rounds out the top 5. Cause when I win the lottery, MAN! I am gonna be a Philanthropist Playboy Empire Builder! People are gonna be so confused. "He seems so nice, but have you heard the stories? Questionable ethics! Questionable morals! He has too much money for his own good! Sex Adventurer or Community Builder?" Thats right, "Sex Adventurer" Whatever that means.

6. Alex Honnold. This is easier than I thought it'd be. The ideas just keep coming! Cue string of celebrity crushes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness used to rank pretty high on my priority list, until I realized I am generally pretty happy. Now fulfillment is the name of the game. I have a million things I'd like to do and tempus fugit and what have you. Want to do one of the million things with me? Shoot me a message.

Also science and the universe. WHOA! Am I right?

Also getting the fuck out of here. Next up:
Arctic - Finland
Norway bike tour
Georgian wine adventure
S.E. Asian backpacking cliche
Caribbean spearfishing and bushwacking getaway.
Can I have somes monies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a date with you. Smoov...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes the burger needs mozzarella sticks.
You should message me if
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You are tall, have red hair, hilarious, frighteningly intellegent, have a trust fund, sharing, a nympho, have nice (big) hands, enjoys doing laundry, PUNS!, will coddle me though simultaneously enjoy my independence, have a thing for people that look like me.

I also recently saw Thor, so...yeah, you get the idea. Australian Viking add Scientist, please.