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31 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:23am
Pacific Islander, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
English, Chinese (Okay), Japanese (Okay), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I do, indeed, believe myself to be one of the shinier turds in this septic tank of a city. At least my momma always tells it like that.

I'm Billy - a curiously attractive, thirty year old, pun loving polyglot. I am a willing participant in the NY grind, so I've got my claws in a number of projects. Moonlight as a bike mechanic for all those bike-lovin boys.

I've been living in Brooklyn for the past four years, now. Surfing that fine line between ambition and contentment, with style.

Using this OKCupid adventure to find someone...or people to expand my social circle. Dates, sex, magic-show adventures--its all kosher.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Summer time finds me taking advantage of every opportunity to get out of town. Trying to find a way to incorporate a stud like you into my wilderness hammock adventures. Normally only room for one at night, but I'll find the solution. Typical non-work schedule might include overnight bike tours, camping trips, #hotdoglife, multi-week wilderness jaunts, pickle eating, river bathing, fresh pasta by the camp fire, fly tying, mitsuwa day trips, bougie under-the-stars bottle of wine romance. Can you imagine it? Yea...I know you can.

In other adult news, these days I wait patiently for my fool-proof get rich scheme. Online law degree, Marrying "up", Social Media start-up, Unlicensed Wisdom-based therapy services, Grad school (like I could get roped into that rackett), Being a consultant for anything. The world, evidently, is my oyster. Top Hat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A stern and highly motivational "I'm dissapointed and slightly furious with you" look.

I thoroughly enjoy cooking beyond my abilities. Stew? Never made it, but psshaw, I got that.

I can fix any bike, period. I own.

Also, wisdom out the wazoo! I have no idea where I come up with the stuff, but I need a radio show, some acolytes or a fortune cookie company.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, my roguish good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Indeed, books, movies, shows, music and food are all my favorites.

I remember being touched while reading dag hammarskjöld's memoirs, but not much about the actual text. Huge fan of art theory, though I am a bit rusty on most things I've read...which is tons-- that I can recall, sometimes. The Magic Show issue of Laphams Quarterly. RAD! Wikipedia, best damn book, EVER. Sci-Fi and Fantasy book-lovin, non-fiction consuming, literary commitaphobe. Also, DUNE. Seriously. DUNE. Just one word. DUNE. Know a Dune reference? Prepare yourself for a blow job. Well, not really...but DUNE.

Movies. movies. movies. These days I like easy movies. Reality is depressing enough without having to pay $14 bucks to get down in a dark room. A bit of action, a bit of comedy, foreign flicks with the appropriate amount of full frontal male nudity and other homoerotic undertones, kung fu classics, spy/super human ass kicking espionage capers, horror movies (this is my third date move).

Not a show goer per say....someone take me to a show. A good one. Like, blue man quality.

Music. I treat my music like I do my reading--scattered. My taste is as fickle as my moods. I listened to a cello players demo CD from 2001, screeching weasel, minor threat, slick rick, maria bayo, rocky horror, adina howard and bronski beat TODAY! Not to mention I sang "I want to break free", in my head...all day. I don't even know all of the words.

FOOOD. Alright boys, pay attention. These are freebies. Take me to eat any of this stuff and you are getting laid. If you can get past me pigging out. Just to be clear, I am fully going to eat it all.
Steak - Diner (its huge)
Ramen - Minca
Soup Dumplings - Shanghai Cafe Deluxe
Breakfast - Cafe Mogodor
Ribs - Anywhere
Pho - Anywhere
Lobster Rolls - Anywhere
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness. It used to rank pretty high on my priority list, until I realized I am generally pretty happy. Now fulfillment is the name of the game. I have a million things I'd like to do and tempus fugit and what have you. Want to do one of the million things with me? Shoot me a message.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a date with you. Smoov...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes the burger needs mozzarella sticks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are tall, have red hair, hilarious, frighteningly intellegent, have a trust fund, sharing, a nympho, have nice (big) hands, enjoys doing laundry, will coddle me though simultaneously enjoy my independence, have a thing for people that look like me.

I also recently saw Thor, so...yeah, you get the idea. Australian Viking add Scientist, please.