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30 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Pacific Islander, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Chinese (Okay), Japanese (Okay), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I do, indeed, believe myself to be one of the shinier turds in this septic tank of a city. At least my momma always tells it like that.

I'm Billy - a curiously attractive, almost-thirty, bike mechanic cum bartender. I've been living in Brooklyn for the past two years, now. Surfing that fine line between ambition and contentment, with style.

Using this OKCupid adventure to find someone...or people to expand my social circle. Dates, sex, magic-show adventures--its all kosher. Also looking for non-alcohol fueled adventures - I don't drink anymore and going to a bar is close to the bottom of my Friday night activities list.
What I’m doing with my life
Prior to moving to BK, I lived and worked in Vancouver. Mostly doing research, curating and wrenching.

These days I wait patiently for my fool-proof get rich scheme. Online law degree, Marrying "up", Social Media start-up, Unlicensed Wisdom-based therapy services, Grad school, Being a consultant for anything. The world, evidently, is my oyster.
I’m really good at
A stern and highly motivational "I'm dissapointed and slightly furious with you" look.

I thoroughly enjoy cooking beyond my abilities. Stew? Never made it, but psshaw, I got that.

I can fix any bike, period. I own.

Also, wisdom out the wazoo! I have no idea where I come up with the stuff, but I need a radio show, some acolytes or a fortune cookie company.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my roguish good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Indeed, books, movies, shows, music and food are all my favorites.

I remember being touched when reading dag hammarskjold's memoirs, but not much about the actual text. Huge fan of art theory, though I am a bit rusty on most things I've read. Which is tons-- that I can recall, sometimes. The Magic Show issue of Laphams Quarterly. RAD! Wikipedia, best damn book, EVER. Sci-Fi and Fantasy book-lovin, non-fiction consuming, literary commitaphobe.

Movies. movies. movies. These days I like easy movies. Reality is depressing enough without having to pay $14 bucks to get depressed in a dark room. A bit of action, a bit of comedy, foreign flicks with the appropriate amount of full frontal male nudity and other homoerotic undertones, kung fu classics, spy/super human ass kicking espionage capers, horror movies (this is my third date move).

Someone take me to a show. A good one. Like, blue man quality.

Music. I treat my music like I do my reading--scattered. My taste is as fickle as my moods. I listened to a cello players demo CD from 2001, screeching weasel, minor threat, slick rick, maria bayo, rocky horror, adina howard and bronski beat TODAY! Not to mention I sang "I want to break free", in my head...all day. I don't even know all of the words.

FOOOD. Alright boys, pay attention. These are freebies. Take me to eat any of this stuff and you are getting laid. If you can get past me pigging out. Just to be clear, I am fully going to eat it all.
Steak - Diner (its huge)
Ramen - Minca
Soup Dumplings - Grand Szechuan
Breakfast - Cafe Mogodor
Ribs - Anywhere
Pho - Anywhere
Lobster Rolls - Anywhere
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Happiness. It used to rank pretty high on my priority list, until I realized I am generally pretty happy. Now fulfillment is the name of the game. I have a million things I'd like to do and tempus fugit and what have you. Want to do one of the million things with me? Shoot me a message.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a date with you. Smoov...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are tall, have red hair, hilarious, frighteningly intellegent, have a trust fund, sharing, a nympho, have nice (big) hands, enjoys doing laundry, will coddle me though simultaneously enjoy my independence, have a thing for people that look like me.

I also recently saw Thor, so...yeah, you get the idea. Australian Viking add Scientist, please.