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uncommonly-good

31 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Chinese (Okay), Japanese (Okay), Swedish (Poorly), Norwegian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Billy - a curiously attractive, thirty one year old, pun loving polyglot. I am a willing participant in the NY grind, so I've got my claws in a number of projects. Moonlight as a bike mechanic for all those bike-lovin boys.

I've been living in Brooklyn for the past five years, now. Surfing that fine line between ambition and contentment, with style.

Using this OKCupid adventure to find someone...or people to expand my social circle. Dates, sex, magic-shows, surprise me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
2015! 2015!

Now that the winter is over, I need to prioritize finding opportunities to get out of town. I work A LOT. But I swear I am trying to find a way to incorporate a stud like you into my sea to summit adventures. I like being outside so my typical non-work schedule might include pitching a hammock wherever I find trees. Whether its a quick, overnight bike trip or a multi-week wilderness jaunt. Replete with pickle eating, river bathing, fresh pasta by the camp fire, fly tying, and bougie under-the-stars bottle of wine romance. Can you imagine it? Yea...I know you can.

In other adult news, these days I wait patiently for my fool-proof get rich scheme. Online law degree, Marrying "up", Social Media start-up, Unlicensed Wisdom-based therapy services, Being a consultant for anything. The world, evidently, is my oyster. Top Hat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A stern and highly motivational "I'm dissapointed and slightly furious with you" look.

I thoroughly enjoy cooking beyond my abilities. Stew? Never made it, but psshaw, I got that.

I can fix any bike, period. I own.

Also, wisdom out the wazoo! I have no idea where I come up with the stuff, but I need a radio show, some acolytes or a fortune cookie company.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my roguish good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Indeed, books, movies, shows, music and food are all my favorites.

Sci-Fi and Fantasy book-lovin, non-fiction consuming, literary commitaphobe. I remember being touched while reading Dag Hammarskjöld's memoirs, but not much about the actual text. The Magic Show issue of Laphams Quarterly was my favorite so far. Wikipedia, best damn book, EVER. Also, DUNE. Seriously. DUNE. Just one word. DUNE. Know a Dune reference? Prepare yourself for a decent blow job. Well, not really...but DUNE. (side note - my head game is on point, just fyi)

Movies. movies. movies. These days I like easy movies. A bit of action, a bit of comedy, foreign flicks with the appropriate amount of full frontal male nudity and other homoerotic undertones, kung fu classics, spy/super human ass kicking espionage capers, horror movies (this is my third date move). Also, porn with a plot gets a bad rap.

Not a show goer per say....someone take me to a show. Off broadway, or the opera or improv.

Music. Grooveshark is often a schizophrenic stream of tennyson, slick rick, evinha, erasure, minor threat, maria bayo, rocky horror, swv, pan ron, tanya stephens, adina howard and bronski beat. So punk, electronic, hip hop, dancehall, r&b and super super gay shit. Plus old timey japanese stuff my mom used to make us listen to. Enka - baws.

FOOOD. Alright boys, pay attention. These are freebies. Take me to eat any of this stuff and you are getting laid. If you can get past me pigging out. Just to be clear, I am fully going to eat it all.
Steak - Diner (I know what your thinking - size queen)
Ramen - Minca / Lan Zhou Hand Pulled
Soup Dumplings - Shanghai Cafe Deluxe
Morning After Breakfast - Okonomi
Also Pok Pok- but no sex after that. Thats expecting too much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness used to rank pretty high on my priority list, until I realized I am generally pretty happy. Now fulfillment is the name of the game. I have a million things I'd like to do and tempus fugit and what have you. Want to do one of the million things with me? Shoot me a message.

Also science and the universe. WHOA! Am I right?

Also getting the fuck out of here. Next up:
Arctic - Finland
Norway bike tour
Georgian wine adventure
S.E. Asian backpacking cliche
Caribbean spearfishing and bushwacking getaway.
Can I have somes monies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a date with you. Smoov...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes the burger needs mozzarella sticks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are tall, have red hair, hilarious, frighteningly intellegent, have a trust fund, sharing, a nympho, have nice (big) hands, enjoys doing laundry, PUNS!, will coddle me though simultaneously enjoy my independence, have a thing for people that look like me.

I also recently saw Thor, so...yeah, you get the idea. Australian Viking add Scientist, please.