Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Contents of this box subject to change...and now, thanks to some
automated curse of technology, I find myself using words to fill a
space most folks won't read...
Entitled folks need not apply. If you have a compliment, own it,
say it, but don't think I owe you more than thank you. If you have
a comment or question, ask like someone worthy of respect and you
will get it in return. Act like a generic comment means I owe you
something, and should I choose to respond, you will not like what I
have to say. If you wouldn't walk up to me in person and say that,
don't funk up my inbox with your social ineptitude. If you want to
know more about me, have your questions ready because there's
enough info on here to help you with those questions; I am not
going to pry them out of you. Not ready to handle a conversation
like an adult? Rest assured, you will find me insulting.
I am an animal welfare advocate (not to be mistaken for an animal
rights advocate. I don't throw theatrical fits in public because
someone chooses to wear fur for the sake of drawing negative
attention to my cause. I chose not to wear the skin of an animal I
won't eat, thereby not contributing to something I personally find
Other things...I have no interest in organized religion. If you do,
that's great, leave me out. If you indicate a religion of any kind
that you take seriously, don't write me. We are not likely to get
along even in text.
I do not have children. If you have ever been responsible for a
positive pregnancy test, we are incompatible. If you have pics of
children in your profile, don't write me. I have no desire to speak
with or meet anyone that uses a child's image on an adult dating
site. If you can't figure out what's wrong with that, no amount of
conversation with me is going to help you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Hey Rockie, watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bodywork (over 790 hours of training and real world practice. I
didn't just read a book.); thinking up (and later testing)
alternative uses for everyday items (oh yes, I will go there. in
the accessory and tester aisle of the local auto part store)...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes, my tattoos, my hair if I've done something out of the
"norm", my butt if that happens to be the side I'm approached
from...or that I'm a helluva lot taller on horseback.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Heinlein, Koontz, Douglas Adams...
Action, animation. comedy, sci-fi, documentaries (yeah, I'm a dork
like that), classic horror (the inspiration for all the
disappointing horror now. sigh.)...
just about any kind of music goes. except gospel. I have a tendency
for fast and aggressive, or that which makes butts bounce..dubstep
is my newest fascination.
I have weaknesses for Chinese, Thai, Mexican (not just taco hell)
and Jamaican fare...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4WD, 4:20, a faster than dial up internet connection, music,
perverted companions and occasional intellectual banter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
DAMN I'm glad no one ever trapped me with offspring!
Sometimes I wonder if there is someone that really is compatible
with me and not just because of a horoscope or dating site match
But mostly, I'm just really glad about no one trapping me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
avoiding local bar drama.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
chances are, if something has sounded interesting, kinky and 90%
non-fatal...I've probably done it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually want to see if there's a connection. Or if you feel
compelled to express a complete hatred for a person because you
were offended by the arrangement of pixels on this profile.
Especially if you can spew hatred from great physical distances
from the safety of your monitor. Because that will show me. That.
Will. Show. Me. Good.
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