I am not typical, and I am not by any means of the imagination, thin. I am not the 800 pound woman but if you like girls to be thin I am not for you. I love reading and I buy books like there is no tomorrow. I have a very small close-knit group of friends who I adore. We mostly sit around talking about pirates and the beach and drinking jack. I love the beach and Boston and Washington DC and would like to somehow live in and at all three at once. I like kids, I try to teach them physics even though my degree is in anthropology.
I will not have sex with you just because you messaged me, I will not give you a blow job just because you messaged me and just because I am easy does not mean that I am dumb. :)
I am sarcastic, funny, and shy