Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
****Note**** The username is a play on a lyric in a DEVO song!...
Get your minds out of the gutter lmao :)
Caring wreck seeks same for match made in hell (but fun while it
Ok, I'll be honest. At this point, I am not good long term dating
material and I am OK with that. I am flawed and more than a bit of
a fixer upper. Don't even think of fixing me (or trying). I'm a bit
of a wreck, but I am also one of the kindest, most caring people
you will ever meet. If you happen to be brainy and odd, I may be
one of the people who gets you better than most. If you happen to
be flawed yourself, a bit of a mess but rebuilding, or eve in a
good place but wanting something a bit different, I would make for
an ideal, friend, sounding board, practice date, rebound, fling...
anything other than a long term answer. I don't want a one night
stand. I don't want anything sleazy. But I don't want anything
serious. If that makes me a bad person in your mind so be it.
If I haven't lost you by now...
I am a brainy sort, but I don't fit into either the nerdy or geeky
camps, I am somewhere in between. I can be a huge beer snob and
music obsessive, but then again I like Shiner and don't keep up
with recent music. I am most often quiet, shy and introspective,
but every once in awhile... Yeah I think you see where I am going
with this. Basically I was the brainy, nerdy kid who was into punk
instead of sci fi. You know, the guy who hung out with the smart
stoners and alternative kids. I just never really grew out of it.
(well I outgrew the stoner part lol..)
I get that only a small subset of people will be interested in me,
and I am cool with that. I am in a way interested in everyone, but
would only want to be around those who can appreciate me as I
Most important. I am Dad to a 4 year old. Nothing comes close to
mattering as much as him. I would assume anyone worth knowing would
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing a rerboot. I have been busy helping family with setting up IT
for their businesses and helping care for an ailing family member
but now it's time for me to remake my life for my boy and I.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Trying to figure out what makes people tick. finding the
road less traveled and taking it even if I should have taken that
left turn in Albuquerque. (If you laughed or smiled at that then we
will get along). Spouting random pop culture from pre 2000. Finding
the wacky, wonderful and just wrong of the net.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't, I hide in plain sight. Like a sort of geeky
My female friends hate this answer... they say my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Still Life With Woodpecker, Life According to Garp, Harry
Movies: Blazing Saddles,Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!
Music: Lagwagon, Bob Mould (Husker Du, Sugar and solo), Throwing
Muses, Suzanne Vega, Buffalo Tom, Mary's Danish, Marry Me Jane, Go
Go's, Duran Duran... Too many to list
Food: Pakistani/Indian, Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, Korean, real
Mexican (not tex mex!), Salvadoran...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My little boy. My iPhone (so I can facetime my little boy,
otherwise I am not a huge phone junkie) Fast internet connection,
Webcomics, music, my dachshund.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to be and how to get there. How many licks it takes to
get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, why bell bottoms went out of
fashion... You know, typical stuff!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every other Friday I have my boy!!
Otherwise, probably not much, and I really need to change that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty much an open book, ask if you wanna know.
Everyone writes that though... hmmm
Kink friendly (though it's by no means necessary)
I really like a girl in glasses. (Without glasses too of course )
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If people just don't seem to get you, or you just don't quite feel
like you fit in. If you are bored. If you are lonely. If you are
drunk or otherwise under the influence.If you suddenly find
yourself interested in getting into a conversation about amusing
answers to this question!
If you are looking for a friend ( I do actually mean that) or
something not too serious.
Most importantly say hi if you think it might be fun... I am often
pretty shy about approaching people but I get comfortable pretty
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