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My self-summary
****Note**** The username is a play on a lyric in a DEVO song!... Get your minds out of the gutter lmao :)

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Relocating to the western suburbs of Ft Worth mid summer. I'm still interested in meeting fun people in the Collin/Grayson area but obviously shorter term.

Caring wreck seeks same for match made in hell (but fun while it lasts)!

Ok, I'll be honest. At this point, I am not good long term dating material and I am OK with that. I am flawed and more than a bit of a fixer upper. Don't even think of fixing me (or trying). I'm a bit of a wreck, but I am also one of the kindest, most caring people you will ever meet. If you happen to be brainy and odd, I may be one of the people who gets you better than most. If you happen to be flawed yourself, a bit of a mess but rebuilding, or even in a good place but wanting something a bit different, I would make for an ideal, friend, sounding board, practice date, rebound, fling... anything other than a long term answer. I don't want a one night stand. I don't want anything sleazy. But I don't want anything serious. If that makes me a bad person in your mind so be it.

If I haven't lost you by now...

I am a brainy sort, but I don't fit into either the nerdy or geeky camps, I am somewhere in between. I can be a huge beer snob and music obsessive, but then again I like Shiner and don't keep up with recent music. I am most often quiet, shy and introspective, but every once in awhile... Yeah I think you see where I am going with this. Basically I was the brainy, nerdy kid who was into punk instead of sci fi. You know, the smart guy who hung out with the stoners and alternative kids. I just never really grew out of it. (well I outgrew the stoner part lol..)

I get that only a small subset of people will be interested in me, and I am cool with that. I am in a way interested in everyone, but would only want to be around those who can appreciate me as I am.

Most important. I am Dad to a 4 year old. Nothing comes close to mattering as much as him. I would assume anyone worth knowing would get that.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make a better life for myself and my boy. Fixing the things that need fixing by starting to go to the gym, looking to break into a career in nonprofit or socially responsible business, that sort of thing.

Co-parenting a wonderfully bright, creative and kind little boy!
I’m really good at
Listening. Trying to figure out what makes people tick. (People say I help them see the best of themselves!) Finding the road less traveled and taking it even if I should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque. (If you laughed or smiled at that then we will get along). Spouting random pop culture from pre 2000. Finding the wacky, wonderful and just wrong of the net.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't, I hide in plain sight. Like a sort of geeky Ninja.

My female friends hate this answer... they say my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Still Life With Woodpecker, Life According to Garp, Harry Potter series

Movies: Blazing Saddles,Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!

TV: Anything Anthony Bourdain, House of Cards, Chopped...

Music: Ojos de Brujo, Lagwagon, Bob Mould (Husker Du, Sugar and solo), Throwing Muses, Pixies, Suzanne Vega, Buffalo Tom, Mary's Danish, Marry Me Jane, Go Go's, Duran Duran... Too many to list

Food: Pakistani/Indian, Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, Korean, real Mexican (not tex mex!), Salvadoran...
The six things I could never do without
My little boy. My iPhone (so I can facetime my little boy, otherwise I am not a huge phone junkie) Fast internet connection, Webcomics, music, my dachshund.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I want to be and how to get there. How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, why bell bottoms went out of fashion... You know, typical stuff!
On a typical Friday night I am
Every other Friday I have my boy!!

Otherwise, probably not much, and I really need to change that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty much an open book, ask if you wanna know.

Everyone writes that though... hmmm

I don't have a problem with ellipses ... I swear I don't... I can quit any time...

I'm not as bad a boy as I want to pretend I am. I'm more bark than bite at times.
You should message me if
If people just don't seem to get you, or you just don't quite feel like you fit in. If you are bored. If you are lonely. If you are drunk or otherwise under the influence.If you suddenly find yourself interested in getting into a conversation about amusing answers to this question!

If you are looking for a friend ( I do actually mean that) or something not too serious.

Most importantly say hi if you think it might be fun... I am often pretty shy about approaching people but I get comfortable pretty quickly !