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underacorktree

27 F Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Concert junkie. I'm that girl who posts articles about Hillary Clinton (the good ones) on her Facebook wall.

I've been called intimidating, but I think that's code for "You have an opinion and you state it often." That, and I don't think anyone has ever called me shy.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been bouncing around non-profits since I graduated and moved to Boston. Right now, I'm in Brighton working for a big 'un, and I dig it.
I’m really good at
Reading.
Smiling a lot.
Getting people obsessed with Buffy.
Making lists.
Getting worked into an impotent rage at people who have poor bus etiquette.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe the line into hipsterdom that my fashion flirts with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Jane Eyre, the Hunger Games series, Half the World, Ishamel, the Book Thief, Shakespeare's Kitchen, White Teeth, Wild Seed. Sometimes I'm just in the mood for Vonnegut.

b) Harold and Maude, Star Wars, The Royal Tenenbaums, You've Got Mail, X2, Amelie, Midnight in Paris, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Almost Famous, Singing in the Rain, Jesus Christ Superstar, Empire Records

c) Buffy, Futurama, Scrubs, Sex and the City, RuPaul's Drag Race/U, Friends, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey

d) I'm gonna condense this and say: your typical mix of indie rock and oldies.

Also! If you still make/listen to mixtapes on actual tapes and are interested in a trade, no matter where you live, lemme know. So long as we can agree on a mutual no mailbomb policy.

e) Falafel, fresh produce, campari tomatoes, cinnamon
The six things I could never do without
This is my least favorite section. But on a daily basis, I am alive happily thanks to:
My cat
Coffee
Public transportation
Library books
The interwebz
Blankets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life. Happiness. The intersection thereof.

Politics.

Why I've convinced myself that even though it's often my gut instinct, it's a bad idea to message guys with just "You're super cute."
On a typical Friday night I am
These days, as a 9 to 5er, Fridays are usually for staying in, drinking booze, and watching movies or playing children's video games with my roommates.

But really, it varies a lot. You never know for sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes sing songs replacing every word with "meow."

I get a little bummed when dudes list favorite authors instead of books, and it's all males.

I can tell a lot about a straight guy by how he feels about drag queens.

Relatedly, I've actually searched for matches here based on the word "heteronormative." BUT I'M REALLY FUN YOU GUYS I SWEAR.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wanna.

Or, any combination of:
You wanna listen to records on my rug.
You are a feminist/ally.
You want to go eat brunch (best meal).
You have any interest in conquering X-Files on Netflix with me; I didn't realize there were 9 seasons when I started up.
You like Adventure Time.
You love the public library system.
You wanna play tennis.
You want someone to knit you a wonky but warm hat for Fall.
You like to be silly but you still dabble in pretension.