I'm (not so) recently out of a three-year relationship. I learned a lot but my heart is still mending. I am a hopeless romantic but have a hard time expressing myself sometimes. My ideal relationship is both lustful and intellectual, based on both trust and understanding, and fulfilling like only something that worth it can be. I am well spoken, but I love to laugh and be goofy just as much as anyone else. I find pretension and elitism extremely unattractive, so keep that to a minimum.

I am an accountant at an Orange County nonprofit children's behavioral healthcare agency. I love learning, and have a variety of hobbies and interests. I have a steady job, a car, and you should too. Writing expositions about my interests, however, is not my favorite thing in the world.

Identifying and targeting foibles. Appreciating the little things. Justifying my opinions. Making someone feel loved and understood.

My height. My smile. My intelligence.

Books: Victorian horror à la Patrick McGrath, philosophical fiction (Hesse's Demian, Quinn's Ishmael), magic realism (a lot of Kafka, Márquez, does Bradbury count?)

Movies: Horror, surrealism, visual masterpieces, foreign epics (The Cell, The Fall, The Orphanage, Pedro Almodóvar)

You have body hair, and aren't trying to blend in with our mannequin-like homosexual overlords.
You believe in the meaning of something more than the thing itself.
You aren't a picky eater.