if you can figure me out, you're either lying or crazy like me. if you've heard that too many times already, consider this the first time it's true.
all my empathy has been exhausted not quite drained. freedom is on the way and blood money is not too far behind. stimulation is all i need, creative, intellectual, conversational and (because i'm human and look good nekked) sexual. any which one will do.
if you have pride, i have double, still i like the idea existing as equals.

i'm a lot nicer when i'm not trying to sell myself.
like way nicer.

a)just moved to bushwick, the things i'll do to have an indoor pool to float around in. my floaties are dope.
b)waiting for my whistleblower/employment saga to end.
b squared) suffering the price of inherent smugness.
c)giving serious thought to buying an english bulldog pup and calling him Winston.
d)wondering if getting the 3 day pass to gov ball is a good idea or just an okay one.
e)avoiding handcuffs.
f)starting a business and employing myself, i'm a risk taker.

toeing the line.

damnin' the man.

being the devil on your shoulder.

bad things.

walking up and down escalators.

keeping it both real and realz.

childbearing hips.

books-god is not great, diving bell and the butterfly, big book of bunny suicides II.

movies-rushmore, ghostbusters, throw momma from the train, pulp fiction, city of god, amelie, half nelson, the squid and the whale, the life aquatic, drive, audition, the big lebowski, there will be blood, bruno and borat, rosemary's baby, little miss sunshine, dazed and confused, happiness, jaws, django unchained, stepbrothers, annie hall

tv-dexter, the wire, south park, dr. katz, life and times of tim, breaking bad, arrested development, jeopardy, flight of the conchords, girls, thrones.

music-arcade fire, radiohead, bob dylan, talking heads, tune yards, sufjan steven, elliott smith, architecture in helsinki, cut copy, yeasayer, neutral milk hotel, alt j, django django, electric guest, grouplove, grizzly bear, fanfarlo, miike snow, the national, bastille, phantogram, the neighbourhood. *follow me on spotify if you know what's good for you...and your ears*

food-reese's peanut butter cups, ice cream and cookies.

fuck this question.

ryan gosling.

*see answer to "six things I could never do without"

i'm actually 5'10 and a 1/2...oh, also i have a criminal record, but more importantly, not really 5'11.

i message you.