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underwoodfive

29 Burbank, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to imagine myself as a younger, slightly taller Phil Coulson., However, I believe that I have not quite reached that level of awesome yet, so let's call that an ideal to pursue for the time being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing. Defintion: Putting a set of words down in an order that they've never been put in before.

Full disclosure, I stole that from Chuck Wendig, one of my authorial heroes, but you know what? It's true. Every setence, every story, every blog and every feature treatment is a new journey that no one has even taken before. Even a re-write is a journey that takes you down new paths to the same destination.

I write like I try to live my life. I plan with a map, but I bring a GPS so I can take a last minute detour because I have to see the bat caves that have been advertised on the freeway for the last half-mile.

Full disclosure: I stole that from Alton Brown, one of my culinary heroes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I'm a Southerner, so I pride myself on my manners, hospitality, and cooking. People tell me I'm a pretty snappy dresser, and obviously I think I can tell a good story.

UPDATE: Experience has taught me that I need to go full disclosure on this one too, but I'm afraid I don't have a Southern accent. I sound like I should read the weather. Think young Walter Cronkite.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Imagine Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy, but better dressed and talkative enough to give Rocket Raccoon a run for his money.

Also, not a tree.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
That's a hard one. I'm so enthusastic about most things and am so frequently looking for something new and cool I don't keep favorite for very long (aside from my all-time favorite movie, Ghostbusters). So let's go with:

Shows: Yes. But of the moment? Daredevil. Holy crap. Daredevil. I'm a huge Marvel fan, and I did not expect to love Daredevil as much as I did.

Movies: Yes. But, not to make this profile too Marvel, Age of Ultron is the elephant in the room. Truth of the matter is that I really enjoyed it, but I thought it was a bit flawed compared to the first one. Like they were stuffing two moves into one.

Music: Yes, and I have to say that I'm surprisingly fond of the new Mumford and Sons album. It's a definite departure, but I think it's great late-night road music. I want to take a trip up to San Fransisco to that album.

Food: Yes, but since I've moved in with the owners of actual cocktail making equipment, I've been experimenting with that ancient art. Normally I'm a straight-forward wine-and-beer guy, but this is kind of fun.

Comics: Yes, but at the moment I'm mourning the loss of She-Hulk.

Books: Yes, but I just started Red Seas Under Red Skies, the second of the Gentlemen Bastards series. Ocean's Eleven in a Dungeons and Dragons world. After so many wizards and barbarians, it's kind of fun to read about people tricking their way through epic adventures.

Games (board, video, tabletop RPGs, and otherwise): Yes, but these days? I'm getting through Assassin's Creed III. Parkour conspiracy historical tourism is my jam to begin with, but throw in some of founding of our great nation and I'm a happy man.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tea. I don't drink coffee, but I drink leaf-juice by the bucket load.

2. Podcasts and audible. The only way to do housework and navigate our fair city's traffic patterns.

3. Sunshine. I may love video games, but I've never been much of an indoors-only kid.

4. My cast-iron enameled dutch-oven (file under: cooking utensils I would grab if there were a fire).

5 and 6. I'll let you know when I figure it out. It's always best to leave a few spaces blank for emergencies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Many things, often very quickly. That I will likely tell you about if you don't stop me.

I do have a habit of wondering what's going on in that building. Or in that empty field. What's the story behind a grave or a plaque or a piece of architecture that makes no sense. Writers. Always looking for stories around every corner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday -- the night of a million possibilities. Hosting a party (game nights a specialty) catching a movie (blockbuster, indie, outdoor picnic in a graveyard), taking in a lecture, or going on a foodventure.

Fridays aren't really a Netflix day for me. I do watch a lot of Netflix over the week though. Especially Sundays. Sundays are good documentary days.
You should message me if
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If you're unabashedly, uncontrollably, passionately nerdy about something. Anything. If you can't wait to tell me (or any other gentleman or lady you meet on this website) about this thing.

Because I really want to hear about it.