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underwoodfive

29 North Hollywood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to imagine myself as a younger, slightly taller Phil Coulson., However, I believe that I have not quite reached that level of awesome yet, so let's call that an ideal to pursue for the time being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing. Defintion: Putting a set of words down in an order that they've never been put in before.

Full disclosure, I stole that from Chuck Wendig, one of my authorial heroes, but you know what? It's true. Every setence, every story, every blog and every feature treatment is a new journey that no one has even taken before. Even a re-write is a journey that takes you down new paths to the same destination.

I write like I try to live my life. I plan with a map, but I bring a GPS so I can take a last minute detour because I have to see the bat caves that have been advertised on the freeway for the last half-mile.

Full disclosure: I stole that from Alton Brown, one of my culinary heroes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I'm a Southerner, so I pride myself on my manners, hospitality, and cooking. People tell me I'm a pretty snappy dresser, and obviously I think I can tell a good story.

UPDATE: Experience has taught me that I need to go full disclosure on this one too, but I'm afraid I don't have a Southern accent. I sound like I should read the weather. Think young Walter Cronkite.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Imagine Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy, but better dressed and talkative enough to give Rocket Raccoon a run for his money.

Also, not a tree.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
That's a hard one. I'm so enthusastic about most things and am so frequently looking for something new and cool I don't keep favorite for very long (aside from my all-time favorite movie, Ghostbusters). So let's go with:

Shows: Yes. But of the moment? Flash and Arrow is the DC Universe we deserve, but not the one we're going to get right now.

Movies: Yes. But, my roommates have insisted I actually watch the Fast and Furious franchise, and I'm shocked by how mature an 4-6 are as action movies, both in terms of direction and storytelling.

Music: Yes, but my latest favorite cut? Joy Williams of The Civil Wars just released a single called Oh Mama. Listen to it now.

Food: Yes, but I'm experimenting how to cure my own meats, because I like a good insane culinary project.

Comics: Yes, but at the moment I'm mourning the loss of She-Hulk.

Books: Yes, but I'm finishing up the Lies of Locke Lamora right now. Think Ocean's Eleven in a Dungeons and Dragons version of Venice.

Games (board, video, tabletop RPGs, and otherwise): Yes, but these days? I'm getting through Assassin's Creed III. Parkour conspiracy historical tourism is my jam to begin with, but through in some founding of the nation and I'm a happy man.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tea. I don't drink coffee, but I drink leaf-juice by the bucket load.

2. Podcasts and audible. The only way to do housework and navigate our fair city's traffic patterns.

3. Sunshine. I may love video games, but I've never been much of an indoors-only kid.

4. My cast-iron enameled dutch-oven (file under: cooking utensils I would grab if there were a fire).

5 and 6. I'll let you know when I figure it out. It's always best to leave a few spaces blank for emergencies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Many things, often very quickly. That I will likely tell you about if you don't stop me.

I do have a habit of wondering what's going on in that building. Or in that empty field. What's the story behind a grave or a plaque or a piece of architecture that makes no sense. Writers. Always looking for stories around every corner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday -- the night of a million possibilities. Hosting a party (game nights a specialty) catching a movie (blockbuster, indie, outdoor picnic in a graveyard), taking in a lecture, or going on a foodventure.

Fridays aren't really a Netflix day for me. I do watch a lot of Netflix over the week though. Especially Sundays. Sundays are good documentary days.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're unabashedly, uncontrollably, passionately nerdy about something. Anything. If you can't wait to tell me (or any other gentleman or lady you meet on this website) about this thing.

Because I really want to hear about it.