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underwoodfive

29 M North Hollywood, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a Southern transplant from New Orleans, by way of San Antonio, by way of Boston. Basically I've lived most everywhere in this country except the mid-west and the Pacific Northwest.

Only my mom's family all lives in the mid-west, so I spent a lot of time growing up there.

So basically I've lived everywhere but the Pacific Northwest.

And Alaska and Hawaii.

Although I've visited Hawaii.
What I’m doing with my life
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I put words in orders that no one has ever put them in before. Sometimes I read words in new and exciting orders and let people know if they're good or not.

Sometimes I even sell new (or old) orders of words bound in paper.

That's one of the most exciting things about writing that was pointed out to me long ago. It's words in an order that no one has put them in ever before. Even a lousy first draft is an uncharted expedition.

I think that's kind of cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Seriously. I make the best gumbo in the entire city. I'll go head to head with in an Iron Chef battle -- that sounds like a rockin' date.

Just don't ask me to bake. Baking is a mountain I'm still learning to climb. Lots of room for error.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm basically Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy -- I'm tall and lanky, but loveable. Only I talk a lot more.

Also? Not a tree.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm bad at favorites. I collect favorites things like I collect friends. So new tactic for this list: I'm going to list an all time favorite and recent favorite I loved.

Book:
All-time favorite: Stephen King's IT
Recent favorite: The Golem and the Jinni

Movie:
All-time favorite: Ghostbusters
Recent favorite: Boxtrolls

Show:
All-time favorite: Cowboy Bebop
Current favorite: Sleepy Hollow. It is back and I love it.

Music:
All-time favorite: Dave Bruebeck
Current favorite: Mepei

Food:
Yes.

Games:
All-time favorite: Earthbound
Current favorite: The Cave
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tea. I don't drink coffee, but I drink leaf-juice by the bucket load.

2. Podcasts and audible. The only way to do housework and navigate our fair city's traffic patterns.

3. America's Test Kitchen. I have many sources of cooking knowledge, but they're the well I go back to most frequently. Plus, a friend of mine works there!

4. My Roku box. You can watch everything that's on the internet on your TV!

5. Spotify.

6. Long exploratory walks/runs/bike rides/drives
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dreams. Half-formed story ideas. Adventures. What I should cook for my next party.

What's going on in that building. Or in that empty field. What's the story behind a grave or a plaque or a piece of architecture that makes no sense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday -- the night of a million possibilities. Hosting a party (game nights a specialty) catching a movie (blockbuster, indie, outdoor picnic in a graveyard), taking in a lecture, or going on a foodventure.

Fridays aren't really a Netflix day for me. I do watch a lot of Netflix over the week though. Especially Sundays. Sundays are good documentary days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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A side effect of having very eclectic music tastes, especially growing up, is that I have purchased things that, in retrospect, I'm a little ashamed of.

Like a Creed CD.
You should message me if
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Why if the above intrigues and excites you, of course.