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unerêveuse

24 F New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Louisiana native. I studied English literature and French, because I have a commitment to impractical things. If you get me drunk enough I'll slur some français at you.

I'm pretty bad at small talk. (Actual pick-up line I've used to varying degrees of success: "So what albums have made you cry lately?")

I like to keep it pithy. I like sarcasm and making people feel weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My future is one large question mark. Life is unpredictable, I'm mostly just along for the ride.

For now, I work as a teaching assistant at a French immersion school. I work with two-year-olds. They're fun, but the conversation leaves much to be desired.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-making terrible jokes. (Dad puns!)
-finishing that last bite of whatever you're too full to finish.
-people tell me I make good hummus, although I've destroyed two blenders this way. (Edit: I know you should make it in a food processor, and I do, normally, but those were dark times.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair. Niche sense of humor. Laugh that's more like a cackle when something really tickles me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: nearly anything by Neil Gaiman or Haruki Murakami, Jane Eyre, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Everything is Illuminated, Freedom by Jonathan Franzen.
Movies: Amélie, Atonement, The Fall, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Byzantium, Stoker, Only Lovers Left Alive.
Shows: Game of Thrones, Pushing Daisies, Doctor Who, Misfits, Community, 30 Rock, BBC costume dramas.
Music: CHVRCHES, Vampire Weekend, The Smiths, Blood Orange, Alt-J, Laura Marling, Angel Olsen, Girls/Christopher Owens (sad girl music).
Food: the edible kind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-naps
-meaningful human interaction
-moments of mutual vulnerability
-the food of love
-tasty things
-let's be honest: internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. Places I want to go. People I want to meet. My dog, who's about 60lbs of hair and goofiness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking, let's be real. But these days I'm lucky if I can stay up past midnight so that somewhat limits my opportunities for turning down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a secret optimist.

And I watch a lot of anime. Oops.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You share some of my interests, or if you just want to have a laugh.

Also, I feel like this goes without saying, but apparently there are some dudes on here who need this spelled out: yeah, I'm choosy about who I reply to, but messaging me repeatedly and calling me a cunt if I don't respond aren't the best ways to endear yourself to me.
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