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25 New Orleans, LA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:43pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Unrepentant dweeb. Media glutton. Bon vivant.

I get super pumped about stuff I like. I know a little about a lot of things and a lot about a few things.

I'm pretty bad at small talk. (Eg., "So what albums have made you cry lately?")

I don't want to listen to your band.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I work as a teaching assistant at a French immersion school. I work with two-year-olds. They're basically just like tiny drunk adults (lots of fighting, crying, yelling, etc.) and I love them.

I'm planning on applying to a teaching assistant program in France for next year, so fingers crossed that works out. My tempestuous honeymoon phase with New Orleans has unfortunately run out, but I promised her we'd still be friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-making terrible jokes. (Dad puns!)
-finishing that last bite of whatever you're too full to finish.
-thinking about things in a macro sense. Zoom the focus way, way out.
-singing. Let's do karaoke! The lamer the better.
-rambling when I'm nervous. Ask me about the time I met Sufjan Stevens.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Is that a wig?" (No.)

"Can I touch it?" (Definitely no.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm only really interested in things that are meaningful to me, and that list grows shorter as I grow older. But here it goes -

Books: nearly anything by Neil Gaiman or Haruki Murakami, Jane Eyre, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Everything is Illuminated, Freedom/The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen.

Movies: Amélie, Atonement, The Fall, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Byzantium, Stoker, Only Lovers Left Alive, Before Sunrise (was absolutely gutted the first time I watched it, thus I have never watched it again, nor have I seen the other two in the trilogy), aaaaaaaand we're gonna have issues if you didn't like Pacific Rim.

I also just saw A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night last week and it was amazing and I can't stop talking about it.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Penny Dreadful, Twin Peaks, Outlander, Community, 30 Rock, OITNB, BBC costume dramas.

Music: CHVRCHES, Sylvan Esso, Vampire Weekend, The Smiths, Wild Nothing, Alt-J, Laura Marling, Angel Olsen, Girls/Christopher Owens (sad girl music).

Food: the edible kind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-beautiful things
-tasty things
-unexpected adventures
-let's be honest: internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. Places I want to go. People I want to meet. My next meal (occupies a significant portion of my thoughts). My dog, who's about 60lbs of hair and goofiness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cleaning, cooking, drinking, hanging
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know everyone's an asshole, but I still hope for the best.

And I watch a lot of anime. Oops.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not too cool for karaoke.

You're ever feeling dark and broody and wanna talk Romantic poets.

You wanna be the Sailor Mars Bar to my Sailor Moonpie for Halloween. (Bonus points if you can come up with a candy pun for Tuxedo Mask.)

You're basically Mark Duplass.