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24 New Orleans, LA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:14am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Unrepentant dweeb. Media glutton. Bonne vivante.

I get embarrassingly excited about stuff I like. My voice goes all squeaky and I use my hands a lot.

I'm pretty bad at small talk. (Eg., "So what albums have made you cry lately?")
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My future is one large question mark.

For now, I work as a teaching assistant at a French immersion school. I work with two-year-olds. They're basically just like tiny drunk adults in that they stumble around yelling and crying and they piss their pants a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-making terrible jokes. (Dad puns!)
-finishing that last bite of whatever you're too full to finish.
-speaking French. I'm not quite fluent, but, like...I'm pretty good at it.
-singing. Let's do karaoke! The lamer the better.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Whoa your hair is so awesome!"

"Is that a wig?" (No.)

"Can I touch it?" (Definitely no.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to read more articles than books these days, but -
Books: nearly anything by Neil Gaiman or Haruki Murakami, Jane Eyre, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Everything is Illuminated, Freedom/The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen.
Movies: Amélie, Atonement, The Fall, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Byzantium, Stoker, Only Lovers Left Alive, Before Sunrise (was absolutely gutted the first time I watched it, thus I have never watched it again, nor have I seen the other two in the trilogy), aaaaaaaand we're gonna have issues if you didn't like Pacific Rim.
Shows: Game of Thrones, Penny Dreadful, Twin Peaks, Outlander, Community, 30 Rock, OITNB, BBC costume dramas.
Music: CHVRCHES, Sylvan Esso, Vampire Weekend, The Smiths, Wild Nothing, Alt-J, Laura Marling, Angel Olsen, Girls/Christopher Owens (sad girl music).
Food: the edible kind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-beautiful things
-tasty things
-weird conversations at odd hours of the morning
-unexpected adventures
-let's be honest: internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. Places I want to go. People I want to meet. My next meal (occupies a significant portion of my thoughts). My dog, who's about 60lbs of hair and goofiness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cleaning, cooking, drinking, hanging
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read all of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles when I was going through my middle school mall goth phase.

And I watch a lot of anime. Oops.
You should message me if
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You're not too cool for karaoke.

You're ever feeling dark and broody and wanna talk Romantic poets.

You spend more time daydreaming than you do fully awake.

Various social media if you're into that kind of thing:
youlittlecharmer on Instagram