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23 F New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Louisiana native. LSU graduate, English literature, minor in French. If you get me drunk enough I'll slur some français at you.

I'm pretty bad at small talk. (Actual pick-up line I've used to varying degrees of success: "So what albums have made you cry lately?")

I like to keep it pithy. I like sarcasm and making people feel weird.
What I’m doing with my life
My future is one large question mark. Life is unpredictable, I'm mostly just along for the ride.
I’m really good at
-making terrible jokes. (Dad puns!)
-finishing that last bite of whatever you're too full to finish.
-people tell me I make good hummus, although I've destroyed two blenders this way. (Edit: I know you should make it in a food processor, and I do, normally, but those were dark times.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair. Niche sense of humor. Laugh that's more like a cackle when something really tickles me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: nearly anything by Neil Gaiman or Haruki Murakami, Jane Eyre, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Everything is Illuminated, Freedom by Jonathan Franzen.
Movies: Amélie, Atonement, The Fall, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Byzantium, Stoker, Only Lovers Left Alive.
Shows: Game of Thrones, Pushing Daisies, Doctor Who, Misfits, Community, 30 Rock, BBC costume dramas.
Music: CHVRCHES, Vampire Weekend, The Smiths, Blood Orange, Alt-J, Laura Marling.
Food: the edible kind.
The six things I could never do without
-meaningful human interaction
-moments of mutual vulnerability
-the food of love
-tasty things
-let's be honest: internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. Places I want to go. People I want to meet. My dog, whom I love but who needs constant (CONSTANT) attention in order to function.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working. If not, definitely getting #turnt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a secret optimist.

And I watch a lot of anime. Oops.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You share some of my interests, or if you just want to have a laugh.

But please save yourself some trouble if you're going to send me a message that just says "Hi :)" or "How are you?" I just, uh, don't care.