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45 M San Jose, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:09am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, hello. Won't you have a seat?

Allow me introduce myself. I am a designer baby. In the late 60's they did secret experiments attempting to create the right combination of DNA. They took some DNA from a frozen viking and mixed it with an anonymous sample of nuclear engineers. All was well but somehow the liberal conspiracy hired a spy to sneak code from a lineage of left-libertarian and anarchistic people into the centerfuge. Because of this, I came out liberal and the experiment was abandoned. I know this much from the usb drive hidden in my mother's hierloom bundling board. My true origins beyond that have been kept in secrecy from me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is the final boss battle. After that who cares?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I was known to be the most talented letter writer but shadow boxing was my true passion. When I was younger I was often proud to share that during my time I was undefeated, now that I am wiser I can also admit I had never won a round either. Also ever since I beat Dragon's Lair at the laundromat have had good hand eye coordination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At first the birds fly out from the trees. Then my silhouette emerges from the brush. It is unclear whether I have been fatally wounded or not. Then as I step forward into the light my chiseled specifics are apparent from under my torn bloodied Flash Gordon tank top. I'm holding a machine gun built by Michaelangelo. Then we embrace and kiss for the first time. For some reason this epic battle that would ordinarily leave us both traumatized instead bonds us in passionate love.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Wallace, Lethem, Alexie, Ballard, McCarthy, Foucault, Jameson, July, Speigelman, Satrapi and various machine learning texts. I'm saving good books for when I graduate too, exempli gratia ...Calvino, Borges, Powers, Moore, Poe, Vonnegut, Dick, Asimov, and more of the above, etc..extrapolate.

Movies: The usuals..Whedon, Jonze, Kaufman, Gondry, Wenders, Anderson,Soderbergh, Kink, internet gifs

Music: Daft Punk, Com Truise, Pelican, Octopus Project, Earthless, Neurosis, Godspeed, Dj Qbert, Red Sparowes, Iggy Pop, Crystal Castles, Beasties(RIP), Mastodon, Copy, Dr Octagon, Black Flag, Fever Ray, Ultravox, DJ Krush, Buckethead, Massive Attack, Orange Goblin, Trans Am, Pixies, Flipper, Thievery Corporation, Cut Copy, Pink Floyd, Jel and countably infinitely many more. Does anybody ever read this section?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. a bag of holding..done
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The giant robot problem in science and philosophy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring time travel to other days of the week, often Saturday but occasionally Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a rough around the edges action hero but I'm really just misunderstood.
You should message me if
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If you have information about my origins, or if you are the nerdy love interest(s) that wants to help me find it.

I also sometimes help fulfill sexual fantasies but I still need to learn to curb my jealous enough to do that in a relationship.