Hi, hello. Won't you have a seat?

Allow me introduce myself. I am a designer baby. In the late 60's they did secret experiments attempting to create the right combination of DNA. They took some DNA from a frozen viking and mixed it with an anonymous sample of nuclear engineers. All was well but somehow the liberal conspiracy hired a spy to sneak code from a lineage of left-libertarian and anarchistic people into the centerfuge. Because of this, I came out liberal (despite my privileges, I believe in a fair playing field!) and the experiment was abandoned. I know this much from the usb drive hidden in my mother's hierloom bundling board. My true origins beyond that have been kept in secrecy from me.

Right now I'm getting my undergraduate in computer science and statistics at Berkeley so that I can uncover who created me.

This is the final boss battle. After that who cares?

I was known to be the most talented letter writer. My scores in national letter writing competitions were off the charts. I was bound to get noticed by the wrong people but luckily letter writing became obsolete with the advent of beeper technology.

I have an unnaturally dexterous right hand and I can sketch a fidelitous still life well or cut a detailed stencil. I can analyze art well enough to generate a useful conversation. That is a result of the controversial rhetoric pills I was fed at infancy. I'm also strangely good at dancing like I'm high on drugs.

At first the birds fly out from the trees. Then my silhouette emerges from the brush. It is unclear whether I have been fatally wounded or not. Then as I step forward into the light my chiseled specs are apparent from under my torn bloodied tank top. I'm holding a machine gun built by Michaelangelo. Then we embrace and kiss for the first time. For some reason this epic battle that would ordinarily leave us both traumatized instead bonds us in passionate love.

Books: Wallace, Lethem, Alexie, Ballard, McCarthy, Foucault, Jameson, July, Speigelman, Satrapi and various machine learning texts. I'm saving good books for when I graduate too, exempli gratia ...Calvino, Borges, Powers, Moore, Poe, Vonnegut, Dick, Asimov, and more of the above, etc..extrapolate.

Movies: The usuals..Whedon, Jonze, Kaufman, Gondry, Wenders, Anderson,Soderbergh, Kink, internet gifs

Music: Daft Punk, Com Truise, Pelican, Octopus Project, Earthless, Neurosis, Godspeed, Dj Qbert, Red Sparowes, Iggy Pop, Crystal Castles, Beasties(RIP), Mastodon, Copy, Dr Octagon, Black Flag, Fever Ray, Ultravox, DJ Krush, Buckethead, Massive Attack, Orange Goblin, Trans Am, Pixies, Flipper, Thievery Corporation, Cut Copy, Pink Floyd, Jel and countably infinitely many more. Does anybody ever read this section?

1. a bag of holding..done

The giant robot problem in science and philosophy

Exploring time travel to other days of the week, often Saturday but occasionally Sunday.

I'm a rough around the edges action hero but I'm really just misunderstood.

If you have information about my origins, or if you are the nerdy love interest(s) that wants to help me find it.