Unlike everyone on here, I am not perfect.
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If you are intelligent, please write even just to be friends. I love brains in someone. Many people who describe themselves as "nerds" or "geeks" I loooovvvee being around.
I'm ridiculously spiritual. I'm also a grammar nazi. Somehow, I thought those sentences would go well together.
I'm quirky, I laugh loud, sometimes I'm cranky, but I don't take it out on people. I will always love my cats more than you. If you have animals, you will understand. I'm insane and scatter brained, and therefore a lot of fun. You will never be bored. Yet, my sister tells me I'm the sanest person she knows. Ok, doesn't make sense hearing that if you've ever been caught in public naked by accident... I swear it was an accident. Long story.
I tell disgusting jokes knowing I will go to hell for them, but it is worth it.
I am a crazy liberal. Total fucking hippy. I think everyone should get health care and be gay and eat organic and and free range.
I take jack shit seriously even though I'm opinionated.
I have a shirt that says, "Take me for a ride." And I would wear it more often in this country if people didn't take it so damn seriously. I wore it in London and people are hilarious there. So many people totally laughed along with it. If you are from Europe, write me. I love you by default.
I don't like people. (I might just like you though so keep reading.) But for some reason, I have a shitload of friends and people really like me. So it appears I'm very lovable and that I love a lot of people.
I'd do anything for a friend. I'm loyal to a fault. But when someone goes and shits on my soul, I take a stand.
I think trees have big souls.
I like hiking and camping and if you are happier playing video games than looking at a redwood tree, you probably wouldn't like me. No, there is nothing wrong with video games. I'm a big fan of sitting on my ass and jizzing around, but when you are more into video games than real life, then you have a problem. Get off your couch and come hiking with me; we'll play with sticks and have sex in the mud. Better than Halo, right?
I totally used a semicolon appropriately in that last paragraph. That is reason enough to write me.
I started hang gliding a few years ago. During my first hang gliding lesson, I broke my big toe. Totally worth it. So I bought a hang glider the next day and have been doing it since then with the exception of this year because I had a back surgery. I'm going to get back to it in a couple months. That is the kind of person I am.