| Test | His result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test | The Billy Goat (DBSD) | Take it! |
| The Slut Test | 42% slut | Take it! |
| The Politics Test | Democrat | Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead at 81 | Take it! |
| The Virgin Game | 61% Accuracy (highest: 61%, average: 61%) | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 75% Accuracy (highest: 75%, average: 75%) | Take it! |
| The Do you apprecaite my boobs Test | 74% Boob-worthiness - Appreciative | Take it! |
| The Do You Like Curvy Women Test | 78% Curvy Woman Lover | Take it! |
| The Which Busty Porn Star Are You? Test | Fantasia (70 wild, 60 size, 40 mi | Take it! |
| The Sorting Hat Test | "GRYFFINDOR!" | Take it! |
| The Would You Like My Boobs Test | 52 % Liking Not even close | Take it! |
| The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test | 15 of 20 boobs | Take it! |
| The Do you want to see my pussy? Test | Almost got to! | Take it! |
| The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test | 7% creepiness, 75% normal, 22% kinky - I | Take it! |
| The Could You Rule the World Test | You have 98% ability to rule the world! | Take it! |
| The What Is My Taste in Women Test | 57% Age, 71% Style - The Belle | Take it! |
| The Chuck Norris Worthiness Test | 90 Worthiness | Take it! |
| The Evil Villain Test | Scorpius - 47% maniacal, 55% intelligent | Take it! |
| The Which Movie Villain Are You Test | Keyser Soze | Take it! |
| The What Celebrity Should You Date Test | You have a date with Paris Hilton!! | Take it! |
| The Guess Whose Eyes Test | 75% correct - GOOD! | Take it! |
| The what Nintendo character are u Test | 67% - Link | Take it! |
| The Post-Apocalyptic Survival Test | Cult Leader | Take it! |
| The Oh So Deviant Test | 57% Deviant, Deliciously Deviant | Take it! |
| The Inner Child Test | Kindergartener | Take it! |
| The What Is Your MPAA Film Rating? Test | G -- 9 Nudity, 37 Violence, 27 Languag | Take it! |
| The Fuck me that's a film quote! Test | 84% - Movie Buff | Take it! |
| The How much do you Weigh? Test | 160 pounds | Take it! |
| The Bootyology Test | I like 61% ass mass | Take it! |
| The Latent Super Power Test | Illusions | Take it! |
| The Single for how Long Test | 56 - Fair-Stretch | Take it! |
| The North American Trivia Test | 19 American Logic Points. | Take it! |
| The Gun Nut Test | Plinker | Take it! |
| The Real Zombie Attack Survival Test | 74 Survival, 57 Leadership, 44 Psycholog | Take it! |
| The Star Wars Personality Test | Yoda | Take it! |
| The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test | 64 survivability, 68 kickass-ability | Take it! |
| The Which Movie Character Are You Test | Harry Potter | Take it! |
| The Which Disney Character Are You Test | Hades | Take it! |
| The Which Looney Tune Are You Test | You are Bugs Bunny! | Take it! |
| The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test | - Snuffleupagus 58% Organization, | Take it! |
| The How Important Are Looks/Appearance to You Test | The Preferrer: 61% non-critical | Take it! |
| The Worst Case Scenarios Test | 57% Survival Rate (Trooper) | Take it! |
| The Choose Your Own Adventure Test | 100% health, $40, 85% appeal | Take it! |
| The Rule a Country Test | Centrist Democracy (60%/47%/54%) | Take it! |
| The If I Had a Million Dollars Test | Spent $810000 (Sugar Daddy/Mamma) | Take it! |
| The One Question Test | 100 Libido | Take it! |
| The Favorite Color Test | GREEN | Take it! |
| The MASTURBATION Test | 78% - Super MASTERbator | Take it! |
| The Muppet Personality Test | Fozzie Bear! | Take it! |
| The Family Guy Character Test | Seabreeze | Take it! |
| The Mythological God Test | Cernunnos | Take it! |
| The Left or Right Brain Test | 54 % Lefty, 56 % Righty | Take it! |
| The What SHOULD you look like Test | The Common Guy | Take it! |
| The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test | UP FOR EVERYTHING (19 of 21) | Take it! |
| The Director Who Films Your Life Test | Edward D. Wood, Jr. | Take it! |
| The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test | a Ninja | Take it! |
| The What's Your Signature Weapon Test | Shotgun | Take it! |
| The Beautiful Faces Test | Jessica Biel | Take it! |
| The how often do you crave sex Test | 95959595959595x% | Take it! |
| The What Type of Flirt Are You Test | 37% - Fun Flirt | Take it! |
| The Really QUICK Reassuringly EASY Test | 10 Awesomeness - Freakin' Genius! | Take it! |
| The Highschool Stereotype Test | 36 grades, 29 sports, 14 drugs, 68 frien | Take it! |
| The Who You Are Through Video Games Test | 72 Violence, 37 Greed | Take it! |
| The Sarcasm Test | 66% Sarcastic - The Joker | Take it! |
| The Why Are You Single Test | 64 despair, 25 relationship potential, 1 | Take it! |
| The Are you a psycho murderer Test | 20% chance of being a Psychotic murderer | Take it! |
| The Are You Psychic Test | Pyschic Ability is 48%. | Take it! |
| The are you switched on enough to do online dating Test | 78% - Damn near perfect! | Take it! |
| The Ugly (new and improved!) Test | 39 % Ugliness - Semi-Ugly | Take it! |
| The Should You Be Sterilized? Test | Moderately Moderate | Take it! |
| The Are you A Decent Person Test | 87% - A very decent person | Take it! |
| The All or Nothing Test | 86 Extremes - | Take it! |
| The McLovin's "Are You Superbad?" Test | Big Mac! (70% Superbad!) | Take it! |
| The so you think you're a sailor Test | 6% - The Mighty Captain | Take it! |
| The Sin City Heroes Test | You qualified as: Dwightmarv | Take it! |
| The What Kind of Monster Are You? Test | -50 % Fury, -30 % Nature, -39 % Sadism, | Take it! |
| The Clue by Four Online Dating Ability Test | 90 Cluefullness - Wielder of the Clue | Take it! |
| The revised Maslow's hierarchy of needs Test | 66 physiological, 81 safety, 40 belongin | Take it! |
| The I Bet You Think You Know How To Drive Test | 94 % Driving skills - Born to Drive | Take it! |
| The When-Listening-To-Music Test | Music Lover | Take it! |
| The Insanity Probability Test | 50% Sane 37% Insane - The Nightmare | Take it! |
| The Kink-O-Meter Test | 72 kinkiness - Party Animal | Take it! |
| The "Nice" Girl/Guy Test | 20 - Cool Cat | Take it! |
| The 7 Deadly Sins Test | 22 Pride, 55 Wrath/Lust, 27 Gluttony/ | Take it! |
| The American Citizenship Test | 36 | Take it! |
| The How Insecure Are You, Really... Test | 40% Insecure | Take it! |
| The leave a child behind to study Test | 100 intelligence | Take it! |
| The how horny are you Test | 60 horniness | Take it! |
| The sillyWhat is your inner animal Test | Human! | Take it! |
| The What is Your Spirit Animal Test | The Chipmunk | Take it! |
| The Intimacy Attitude Scale--R Test | 166 intimacy | Take it! |
| The Brutally Honest Personality Test | Criminal- ISTP | Take it! |
| The How romantic are you? Test | 86 Variable #1 | Take it! |
| The How Much You Know About Women Test | 77 Female Knowledge | Take it! |
| The What is your REAL age Test | You're 34 !!! | Take it! |
| The Best Personality Type for You Test | INFJ - The Counselor | Take it! |
| The Zombie Survival Test | 87 Knowlegde, 89 Survival Skill, 95 Lead | Take it! |
| The Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead Test | 33/41/25 - Brunette/Blonde | Take it! |
| The How White Are You Test | I am 58% White | Take it! |
| The What Chess Piece Are You Test | A Black Rook | Take it! |
| The "Chappelle Show, Bitch" Test | 90% skeetskeetskeetskeet | Take it! |
| The Facts Everyone Should Know Test | 78% not an idiot! | Take it! |
| The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test | 12 - Making Me Moist! | Take it! |
| The strangely accurate personality Test | ISTP | Take it! |
| The What Type of Person are You? Test | - | Take it! |
| The Dirty Mind Test | 74% Dirtiness - "Pretty Messy" | Take it! |
| The First 4 Circuits Test | - Lunatic | Take it! |
| The What's your sexual style? Test | TYPE N | Take it! |
| The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test | 4- the Individualist | Take it! |
| The Lover Style Profile Test | The Classic Lover | Take it! |
| The Sexuality Spectrum Test | Mostly Straight | Take it! |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | 30% nerdiness, 30% geekosity, 69% dork p | Take it! |
| The Terrorism Test | 72% Nuclear / 66% Biological / 52% Conve | Take it! |
| The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test | The Foot Soldier (61% brainwash, 31% ant | Take it! |
| The 3 Variable Funny Test | the Idiot Savant | Take it! |
| The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test | Curvy and Naughty (59% T, 59% A, 60% C) | Take it! |
| The Personality Defect Test | Haughty Intellectual | Take it! |
| The How You Respond To Attention Test | The Bridget Jones | Take it! |
| The Animal Archetype Test | The Squirrel | Take it! |
| The What Kind of Man Are You? Test | Rat | Take it! |
| The How big of a douche are you Test | 7 Douche. - Borderline Douche | Take it! |
| The How much MONEY do you need for your perfect holidays Test | $2700 | Take it! |
| The Strongest Senses Test | 46% visual, 13% auditory, 40% kinesth | Take it! |
| The Closet Test | 60% - Low Maintenance | Take it! |
| The Mid 90s Band Test | 37% warm and poppy, 71% angry, 45% creep | Take it! |
| The Rock Lyrics Test | 70 Lyrical Knowledge | Take it! |
| The SUBLIME Test | You got a 9/25! | Take it! |
| The Ultimate Tenacious D D-Ciple Test | So-so D-ciple D-Cipleness | Take it! |
| The could I be a MMA fighter Test | 53 Knowledge, 61 Fighter, 28 Big mouth | Take it! |
| The One Hit Wonder Test | 65% - Indie Band | Take it! |
| The White and Nerdy Test | 35% White nerdiness | Take it! |
| The OG Napoleon Dynamite Test | 90% - Deb | Take it! |
| The Family Guy Test | 84% Knowledge of Family Guy | Take it! |
| The South Park Test | 79 % KickAssNess Stan. | Take it! |
| The Spaceballs: The Test Test | 86 schwartzness | Take it! |
| The animal knowledge test Test | 40 | Take it! |
| The Sex and Sexual Issues Importance Test | 5 Top Priority, 66 Important, 36 Open | Take it! |
| The Homicidal Maniac Test | The Bystander | Take it! |
| The Verbal Obscenity Test | 52% - Sporadic Swearer | Take it! |
| The Are you a rocker? Test | 66 Rocker - The Air Guitarist | Take it! |
| The who gives a shit True or false Test | You scored 61% wtf! | Take it! |
| The Are You A Blockhead Test | - An Anti-Blockhead | Take it! |
| The Your Type of Girl Test | The Hot Friend | Take it! |
| The Atheist or Agnostic? Test | 63 Certainty, 50 Godliness - Atheist | Take it! |
| The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test | "Arthur Dent" | Take it! |
| The Are you my Kinda Kinky Test | Kinky Bastard,Nasty Pervert,Dirty Mind,A | Take it! |
| The LONG Scientific Personality Test | ISTJ - The Inspector | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | English Genius | Take it! |
| The zombie outbreak test Test | 52 survival | Take it! |
| The Branch of Service Test | 72% Stength, 81% Smarts, 63% Speed - Arm | Take it! |