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28 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats

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My self-summary
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constantly in motion, draw on napkins, think outside the box, hoola-hooper extraordinaire, seriously quirky, crave adventures, running/ biking is my preferred method of transportation under the proper weather conditions, aspire to have a pet chinchilla and drive cross country in a vw van complete with shag carpet

I am silly, peaceful, and a unicorn
What I’m doing with my life
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dressing fake women and real women, and an occasional dude or zombie
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
driving a pallette jack and being versatile
scavenger hunts
creating exotic nipple tassels
The first things people usually notice about me
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my's purple.

**correction- it was most recently yellow, blue, and green. There is photographic proof of this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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read- taking woodstock, lust for life, on the road, story of the eye

watch- dazed and confused, across the universe, almost famous, drop dead gorgeous, american horror story, weeds, revenge

listen- of montreal, santigold, metric, portugal the man, florence and the machine, fiona apple, grace potter and the nocturnals, disco

deliciousness- vanilla frosting without the cupcake, pad thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good folk
portable heater
ass-kicking boots
orange juice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dresses i want to create
when i should finally volunteer at the sloth sanctuary in costa rica
*bonus points if you can tell the difference between a 2-toed and 3-toed sloth without googling*
where to travel next
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a creature of the night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have a crazy quick cameo in an overly catchy cobra starship music video. oy.

still use a skip-it

Just started walking my cat around Brooklyn, but I won't talk about it all the time like a crazy cat lady. Unless you want to talk about it...we can a little

People who bite string cheese and I will never get along, EVER.
You should message me if
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you want to go on adventures and are not a "bro".

You dig acutely awkward chicks

ooh yeah, and it's preferable that you don't have a criminal record

And if you are delightful !