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universeisneat

28 Saint Louis, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel."
- Horace Walpole

It is impossible to truly understand who a person is by reading some randomly assembled facts presented in a way that says, "Hey, how's it going? I am totally an awesome person who likes some cool stuff you might also like (or not). Trust me, I am totally awesome and definitely not a creep. Let me emphasize: not a creep." There is too much of an agenda behind it all. The point of having a profile is to in some way present yourself. This is not a bad thing by any means. It just is.

I am just a person who is lucky enough to be living on this planet. I appreciate that and don't take that fact for granted. I enjoy the little things in life: anything from a particular sound that sounds pleasant to my ears to a simple touch on the arm.

I am engaged to an amazing woman. We are in a polyamorous/open relationship and just experiencing what life has to offer on this rock. I have a Masters degree in business. Reading is something I enjoy when I have the time. When I make the time to read, I usually lean toward dark humor or slightly satirical books. However I do enjoy other genres as well. I enjoy all kinds of music and like to dabble in playing it as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to fake being an adult like everyone else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running marathons and lying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my beard. It is not particularly special, they are just all the rage right now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music:
Between the Buried and Me, M83, Jonsi, Battles, Explosions in the Sky, Crush it to Death, Tegan and Sara, Bon Iver, The Glitch Mob, Dredg, Imogen Heap, Jean Baudin, MGMT, etc.

Books:
Lullaby, Choke, The Great Gatsby, Sick Puppy, The Watchmen, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Running with Scissors, The God Delusion, etc.

Movies:
Saved, Stay, The Prestige, Sunshine, The Fountain, The Fall, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, The Truman Show, Ruby Sparks, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Watchmen, Pleasantville, The Departed, etc.

Shows:
Gilmore Girls, Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Lost, Girls, Summer Heights High, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Archer, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Mobile device
2. Glasses/contacts
3. Drinks: I really like drinks
4. Beard
5. Sarcasm
6. 24 hour Convenience Marts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's the deal with that hatch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Gilmore Girls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I started reading Fight Club three years ago...I still haven't finished it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can tell me a good pun.well. I actually entered 10 puns in a "great puns" contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did.