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unlikely_bordr

34 M Landing, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since it seems impossible to meet people anywhere these days I figured I'd give this a try and see what comes of it. New friends? A date or two? A few crazy stories? Who knows. Hopefully there is a fun and entertaining ride ahead.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard, working a lot, challenging myself daily to improve, learning to be a good musician, trying to enjoy and experience what the world has to offer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh/smile, laughing at myself
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If we ever meet you can let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Harry Potter series, Catcher in the Rye, Life of Pi. Unfortunately I don't get to do much reading for fun these days.

Music - 90's or "classic" hip hop, rock, and a lot of rock.

Shows - Archer and older episodes of The Simpsons. I don't watch much TV

Movies - Far too many to list
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
strong coffee, good music, the outdoors, something to make me laugh, a nice rib eye steak, sweatpants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much better I would be if I stuck with the guitar lessons I begged for when I was 9, "living in the moment", other countries I'd like to visit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical? Every week is different. Anything from work, visiting friends/family or catching a movie. Not knowing is half the fun
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a terrible dancer and proud of it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You don't think 2 or more shots of espresso in your coffee is "way too much"
- Loud music doesn't bother you
- You are really good at quoting and referencing movies and old tv shows
- You don't take yourself too seriously and know how to laugh