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21 F Saint Paul, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:51pm
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hey internet people, this is the paragraph where I talk about my personality. I'm awkward yet fearless, nerdy yet fun at parties, forgetful yet great at trivia. A true enigma, eh? I have been putting in more effort lately to be confident, which pretty much boils down to being happy with myself and doing what I want. I'm told I actually have annoyingly high self esteem, which I think is mostly a compliment.
What I’m doing with my life
That part-time-college-part-time-job phase that people go through in their early 20s.

I work in a chemistry laboratory so I spend my days squinting at pipettes and writing excel reports. 'Breaking Bad' didn't prepare me for all the excel papers. For school I'm working on my generals now and am transferring soon to get a biology degree. I hope to one day become the world expert on useless biology facts, and also to crossbreed fish until they each have 1 letter on their body so I can spell out swear words in my aquarium. Or maybe I'll just spell out 'yoloswag' or some other intellectual phrase...

Probably my biggest actual hobby is setting up/caring for terrariums and aquariums. I sorta hoard then now...
I’m really good at
I can get really lost really quickly. I'm great at singing to the radio in my car so enthusiastically that it even makes other drivers feel awkward. I subscribe to the most beautifully stupid subreddits. I have never met an injured animal that I didn't (attempt to) nurse back to health. I'm in the top 1% in the world in the game Robot Unicorn Attack. I could talk to you for hours about fish. I can rant about anything even slightly controversial if encouraged.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm extremely sarcastic, use cheesy outdated slang, or maybe my ridiculously poofy ever-changing hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS- ASOIAF, Jurassic park, Shakespere, the Giver, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Currently reading Rapture by John Shirley.

MOVIES- The prestige, Pacific Rim, LOTR, Cloverfield, anything Tarentino, spirited away, Mean Girls, Treasure Planet, MST3K, the Other Guys, TDK trilogy.

SHOWS- Archer, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, A:tla, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Archer

FOOD- Mexican and Italian are my favs but I make a point to try the weirdest thing on the menu whenever I go out. Oh, and salads. It sounds boring but there is nothing tastier than a perfect salad for me.

MUSIC- Twenty One Pilots, The National, B.o.b, New Politics, Kanye, The Mowglis, Macklemore, Black Keys, Imagine Dragons, Jeremy Messersmith

GAMES- Minecraft, Skyrim, Bioshock, Portal/Orange Box, Batman Arkham series. Going through Civ Revolution and Borderlands 2 now.
The six things I could never do without
My groovy collection of jeggings
Those sticks that get snow off your car
Autocorrect, both for its usefulness and its comedy potental
Bobby pins
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cheesy puns, rap lyrics about my own life, angry thoughts directed at other drivers. Wondering what my personality-based superpower would be if I were to bitten by a radioactive spider monkey.

I also think religion is really interesting, I am just fascinated by all of them, but I'm not religious myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like a cheesy sci fi movie or a monopoly death match 10x more than I like clubs and all that, one major reason is that I don't really drink much. I like concerts, theaters, and wandering around trails/cities/whatever when I do go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My celebrity crush is Gordon Ramsay. He's so sassy.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
What I want from this site is someone who I can have fun with and who will accept my nerdy undertones and my restlessness. I don't want someone literally exactly like me, (why would I want to date myself!) because I think it's fun to experience new things and people. I have pretty liberal approaches toward relationships- I don't want kids and don't place a high value on marriage. I would be just as happy to be casual as I would be committing to someone. I tend to just go with the flow in relationships, I find they go better if you don't overthink and micro plan everything.

You should message me if:

If your own profile has compleately arbitrary standards in your Message Me If section that are mostly references.

If you know Han shot first.

If you think R+L=J.