I consider myself to be a hybrid of geek, dork, nerd and a little bit of badass. I lack the vanity required for hair implants or a rug, and have enough self-respect that I refuse to rock the comb-over, so I buzz or shave the skull. I'm strong enough to do some heavy lifting, have been told that I have magically powerful (powerfully magic?) hands that missed their true calling (massage). Compulsive honesty, a tendency towards kindness and compassion, and not much of a filter between my brain and my mouth. Speaking of mouth, I spent a few years in the military, and while I've sanded down the rough edges, if the occasional use of the words Fuck, Shit, Bastard, Asshole (or variations thereof) bother you a lot, I'm probably not your rock star. Not saying I can't behave when it's called for...
Looking for a woman who wants her man to be a Man... a man that can be a little rough around the edges, with a sarcastic and twisted sense of humor. A pervert with a heart of gold.
I can be an unmerciful tease at times, and will be just plain delighted if you're able to return the favor. Also, I like to start sentences with conjunctions. But I do have the common decency to feel bad about it.
I have a thing for water, be it sandy-salty, chlorinated or otherwise. My dream house would have a 300gallon hot water heater, a waterfall shower, a giant jacuzzi inside, a hottub outside... and what the hey... a pool too. Near the beach. I grew up surfing, and look forward to getting back into the water.
I'm an unapologetic liberal bordering on socialist, but with some conservative tendencies in my personal life. I'm an Army Infantry veteran (almost 10 years in uniform). I can get pretty fired up over politics. I'm also an atheist that knows the Bible.