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  • unsightlygimp

    30 Schaumburg, IL Woman

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    I’m looking for

    • Men
    • Ages 27–37
    • Near me
    • Who are single
    • For long-term dating

    My details

    Last online
    Dec 1, 2013
    Orientation
    Straight
    Ethnicity
    Asian
    Height
    5′ 0″ (1.52m)
    Body type
    Thin
    Diet
    Strictly anything
    Smokes
    No
    Drinks
    Socially
    Drugs
    Religion
    Christianity, but not too serious about it
    Sign
    Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
    Education
    Graduated from masters program
    Job
    Science / Engineering
    Income
    Rather not say
    Status
    Single
    Type
    Offspring
    Doesn’t have kids
    Pets
    Likes dogs and likes cats
    Speaks
    English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Korean (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
    My self-summary
    Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
    I'm a native Chicagoan returned stateside from life overseas in France/Singapore. I moved out here to find a job in tech and I'm now working in ecommerce... My favorite haunts tend to be in the East Village, Nolita, and the LES but rest assured, I venture above 14th street (and to outerboroughs) to hit the park, the museums/galleries, and to find a good meal.

    When I'm not working, I'm usually @ a yoga class, running down the West Side Highway, grabbing some eats and drinks with friends, checking out an area of town I haven't seen yet, a concert or an a museum.
    What I’m doing with my life
    Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
    For now I'm working in e-commerce. Because everybody needs more stuff. (kidding!)

    In infinity and beyond, I want to do something that counts a bit more.
    I’m really good at
    Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
    Setting off fire alarms in the kitchen.. while boiling water.
    The art of brunch
    Curating designs (read: picking things I like)
    Yoga poseur-ing
    Laughing
    Dealing with cognitive dissonance
    Navigating new cities
    Ending up in that deep dark corner of the internets.. the one with all the weird stuff.
    I'm also better at Spanish than Korean, despite having been raised by my grandma
    The first things people usually notice about me
    I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
    I'm tiny
    Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
    Help your potential matches find common interests.
    Franny and Zooey, Infinite Jest, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Life of Pi, Lords of Finance, Brothers Karamazov, Anna Karenina. David Foster Wallace is my fallen deity. Hunter S. Thompson, Khalil Gibran, Oscar Wilde, and Pablo Neruda are my 'pales-in-comparison' consolations. I prefer tragedy to comedy but only in books. :)

    The Lives of Others, An Education, Pirate Radio, Inglorious Basterds, The Departed, Pineapple Express, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Famous, Intouchables, 3 Ninjas, 3 Ninjas Kickback, Mighty Ducks, Safety Not Guaranteed. Anything French.

    Seinfeld, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, The Office, The Colbert Reporr.

    Jamiroquai, AVICII, Belle and Sebastian, STARS, The National, Radiohead, Pharrell, Cake, The Beatles, The Naked and Famous, Color me Badd, Sade, Earth Wind and Fire, Michael Jackson, Isley Brothers, Jamie Lidell, ELO, The Smiths, Nujabes, LCD Soundsystem, Temper Trap, Phoenix, Shalamar, Thao Nguyen and the Get Down Stay Down, Stevie Wonder, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rachel Yamagata, The Shoes, Lykke Li, Beirut, Talking Heads, Metronomy, TV on the Radio, My Morning Bender

    Korean- BBQ and otherwise, Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, French, Sushi, Japanese comfort food, Taiwanese, NY Bagels and Lox.
    The six things I could never do without
    Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
    Travel (or exploring... I guess that could be a proxy)
    Music (is the meaning of life)
    Yoga (I'd die)
    Family
    Friends
    Work
    I spend a lot of time thinking about
    Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
    What's important, what I to be when I grow up, how to learn for cheap, what constitutes good design, new concoctions like honey+peanut butter+triple creme cheese+sour cherry jam = face melting calculus baby, whether I can swing a 10 day getaway to that one monastery on that one cliff in Bhutan
    On a typical Friday night I am
    Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
    open to suggestions
    The most private thing I’m willing to admit
    I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
    again, open to suggestions or requests
    You should message me if
    Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
    I just want someone with a whole lotta brains and a whole lotta heart.