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unsightlygimp

29 Schaumburg, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 1, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Korean (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a native Chicagoan returned stateside from life overseas in France/Singapore. I moved out here to find a job in tech and I'm now working in ecommerce... My favorite haunts tend to be in the East Village, Nolita, and the LES but rest assured, I venture above 14th street (and to outerboroughs) to hit the park, the museums/galleries, and to find a good meal.

When I'm not working, I'm usually @ a yoga class, running down the West Side Highway, grabbing some eats and drinks with friends, checking out an area of town I haven't seen yet, a concert or an a museum.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For now I'm working in e-commerce. Because everybody needs more stuff. (kidding!)

In infinity and beyond, I want to do something that counts a bit more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting off fire alarms in the kitchen.. while boiling water.
The art of brunch
Curating designs (read: picking things I like)
Yoga poseur-ing
Laughing
Dealing with cognitive dissonance
Navigating new cities
Ending up in that deep dark corner of the internets.. the one with all the weird stuff.
I'm also better at Spanish than Korean, despite having been raised by my grandma
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tiny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Franny and Zooey, Infinite Jest, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Life of Pi, Lords of Finance, Brothers Karamazov, Anna Karenina. David Foster Wallace is my fallen deity. Hunter S. Thompson, Khalil Gibran, Oscar Wilde, and Pablo Neruda are my 'pales-in-comparison' consolations. I prefer tragedy to comedy but only in books. :)

The Lives of Others, An Education, Pirate Radio, Inglorious Basterds, The Departed, Pineapple Express, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Famous, Intouchables, 3 Ninjas, 3 Ninjas Kickback, Mighty Ducks, Safety Not Guaranteed. Anything French.

Seinfeld, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, The Office, The Colbert Reporr.

Jamiroquai, AVICII, Belle and Sebastian, STARS, The National, Radiohead, Pharrell, Cake, The Beatles, The Naked and Famous, Color me Badd, Sade, Earth Wind and Fire, Michael Jackson, Isley Brothers, Jamie Lidell, ELO, The Smiths, Nujabes, LCD Soundsystem, Temper Trap, Phoenix, Shalamar, Thao Nguyen and the Get Down Stay Down, Stevie Wonder, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rachel Yamagata, The Shoes, Lykke Li, Beirut, Talking Heads, Metronomy, TV on the Radio, My Morning Bender

Korean- BBQ and otherwise, Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, French, Sushi, Japanese comfort food, Taiwanese, NY Bagels and Lox.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Travel (or exploring... I guess that could be a proxy)
Music (is the meaning of life)
Yoga (I'd die)
Family
Friends
Work
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's important, what I to be when I grow up, how to learn for cheap, what constitutes good design, new concoctions like honey+peanut butter+triple creme cheese+sour cherry jam = face melting calculus baby, whether I can swing a 10 day getaway to that one monastery on that one cliff in Bhutan
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
open to suggestions
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
again, open to suggestions or requests
You should message me if
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I just want someone with a whole lotta brains and a whole lotta heart.