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unsureofusernam

28 Somerville, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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i work - by that spending all day looking nothing up online. i love stand up comedy - if you've seen me perform that's great! if not - even better!
i like my apartment, hobbies are limited to reading and practicing a mid-western accent to communicate with my mom's family and strangers.

Constantly Learning new ways how to put up with bullshit. Also working every day, hanging out, going on day trips and I guess seeing bands that were more popular when I was in my teens...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not too much. Travel, performing, hanging out...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going through airport security... Kind of proud about that
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mostly non fiction

documentaries, stand up specials, comedies and I love awful movies.

comedians in cars getting coffee, louie, maron, house, breaking bad, orange is the new black, bob's burgers, south park, futurama, american dad, almost anything to do with baseball or hockey...

Neil young, lorde, Florence + the machine, rage against the machine, Devo, the who, talking heads, queen, David Bowie, garbage, the temptations, pink floyd, the reverend horton heat, the pretenders, any motown, presidents of the united states, roy orbison, chuck berry, johnny cash, the dandy warhols, the presidents of the United States of America, cake...

Comedians: Louis CK, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, Marc Maron, Mitch Hedberg, Chris D'Elia, Dave Chapelle, Richard Pryor, Steven Wright, Bill Burr...

any meat, all vegetables, fish on occasion - mostly shrimp, ice cream and i enjoy my coffee black
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
stand up comedy
flannel
ice cream
PBR and tanqueray
tonic water/actual water
a job
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Goals
What do i like?
How much do I have to save?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to avoid being hungover in the morning at work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
not really a private person.
I enjoy the paranormal. My parents passed insanity along to my brothers and I.
You should message me if
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You're awesome