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30 M Fareham, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm never sure what the correct approach is to these descriptions, or if there is one, I think you're supposed to paint some illusion of "cool" or sexiness or something to that effect but the gods honest truth is I'm just a decent, honest hard working guy, who is looking for someone to spend time with and hopefully form a relationship with in the long term.

I've noticed that a lot of girls on here claim to be looking for "Mr Right", to me that would suggest that they are looking for someone who desires a decent and lasting relationship in favour of a short and non-committal fling, appreciating a person's flaws, loving a person [b]because[/b] of them, not in spite of them, so that would suggest to me that Mr Right is likely not objectionable to the use of "text speak" and such trivial things as spelling mistakes, something to consider ;)

He enjoy's spending time with the person he is with, thinking solely of their happiness all the while. Regardless of the setting, he is content simply to share the company of the people he cares for. Exciting though they may be to him, experiencing the many vistas and landmarks of the world are of little consequence unless shared with the right company.

Are there still people out there who desire these qualities? a warm embrace after a long day at work, someone to console you when you're feeling down, falling asleep in the arms of someone who loves you? I feel that somewhere in the sea of "I only date black guys/if you call me babe or hun' don't bother messaging me" we have somehow lost sight of what this is supposed to be about.

Honestly, I'm not sure what it is that makes me any more or less desirable than the next person, although I could hazard a few guesses. I can't help but wonder if there is someone out there who may be able to forgo their request for impossible standards and settle instead for an impeccable heart, something I most certainly and willingly offer as I wear mine on my sleeve... consequently you'll notice I generally tend to wear long sleeved shirts ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Going to University in Bournemouth and "following my dream" to work in the videogame industry, now I don't know about you but personally when I sleep, I very rarely dream about any form of potential employment, nonetheless...
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, I love it, I live for it and I'm good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a somewhat bizarre sense of humour and yet... bitches still be laughing. That's a reference to people in general by the way not a shot at sexism, I don't conform to any belief system that ends in "ist".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
WWE, Breaking Bad, Futurama, South Park, Wilfred, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Walking Dead.

Dream Theater, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Pantera, Megadeth, Metallica, Guns N Roses, Slash's Snakepit, Audioslave, Temple of the Dog, Dave Matthews Band, Radiohead, Iron Maiden.
The six things I could never do without
The internet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being desperate but appearing otherwise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a closet, closet. Yes that's right I am secretly a closet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You find me attractive... also... duh!