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unwritten_hero

30 M Whitby, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't take me seriously.

Well... you can take me seriously, but really... I wouldn't advise it. I'm a bit of a goof. I can definitely be grow-ed up and act my age, but acting my shoe-size was always more fitting (more enjoyable too).

I'm pretty much an open book. I don't like hiding things, so I tend to speak my mind. This is usually annoying for people.

I enjoy spelling - it's useful... ish?

And if I were a dinosaur I would definitely be the one who is always off alone in the jungle playing video games. I think they're called it the Geekasaurus (you know, back in the days of prehistoric video games). I think they used cavemen for their voice actors rather than these bad ass Hollywood stars. Hearing "Me kill bad guy" in a really burly caveman voice followed by the screams his woman would make as he dragged her, by the hair, back to her cave? That's some epic story and acting in the making!

I get the impression that this is a bad self-summary. Sorry. I'll work on it someday when I think of something interesting to talk about (probably not).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
People seem to expect other people to be doing something with their lives.

I'm a rock climbing instructor and I'm the assistant manager at a climbing gym. It's good.

I rock climb when I have free time. That's not often, but it's fun times.

I'd really like to go skydiving again. Anyone down?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome?

I guess I'm the sort that's good at everything? Jack of all trades, master of none. I do, however, make some awesome food.

But REALLY good at? Hmmm...

I give awesome high fives.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile a lot, so I always worry "Is there something in my teeth?" Especially after lunch or something. I often ask... or just check for myself.

I usually have pretty fantastic hair - people often comment about that. Aside from that, how about you tell me what you noticed first?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Alright, I'm going to start this off with saying that I'm honestly not a big reader. I'm pretty decent when it comes to words and such, but I've never found myself churning through books. I could sit and read articles on the Internet for hours... but reading books? Seems to get lost on me.

Oh, and I don't watch much TV. If I do, it's usually something awesome... like Food Network.

Movies! I like movies. I tend to lean towards dramas/comedies/things that are interesting. Buuuuut it varies. Not much of a horror fan.

Favourite movie: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. It just is.

Anything sci-fi would be an awesome fit too.

Music... Hmmm... this could be a large body of text... I'll try to keep it brief:

I listen to ska mostly. Alternative stuff, some punk, some metal. It really varies day to day.

Some bands: Less Than Jake, Streetlight Manifesto, Tool, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Goldfinger, Mad Caddies, Pixies, Rise Against, Matthew Good.

Check out my last.fm page if you're interested in knowing more: http://www.last.fm/user/Phaelorn

If you have any bands you think are bad ass (nothing too hardcore please), tell me. Especially ska bands. I always enjoy finding new ska bands. Any awesome local talent you know of?

Food - I'm one of those people who like food. A lot. I mean... everything in moderation, but food is something to live for.

Anyways, I love food. I am completely fascinated by it. I love cooking it, eating it, thinking of it. Sometimes I do all 3 at once. I can't bake though.

I enjoy vegetables. I like fruit. I adore a good steak more than most things - if only I had one more than a couple times a year.

I dislike cake. Ice cream cake is alright, but normal cake? Meh. It's the icing that does it to me - I just can't eat the stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six?

Hmmm...

This question seems to be the most difficult for me. I'm not really the kind of person who needs material things, so... figuring out what I need is extremely difficult for me.

I could tell you I need food, water, oxygen, and whatever else I need. Vitamin D?

That seems boring.

So let's start with the basics:

1) Something fun. If I can incorporate an elevated heart-rate into that, all the better.

2) Allergy medication. I'm allergic to trees, grass, some flowers, most animals. It's not a fun situation to be in. I enjoy outside, and animals are cool, but I'd rather not die because I want to enjoy these things. (It's not (usually) horrible without... I'd just rather be comfortable).

3) Friends? I guess that's a good thing to have.

4) A fan. Like... one that blows air. I sleep with one. I love the white noise.

5) I'm running out of things I can't live without. Blast! Orange juice? That stuff is awesome.

6) I guess the last thing I could think of would be hope. For myself, the future, and the people I know and meet. I hope for the best (unless you wrong me, then I hope you spontaneously ignite/explode).

Good enough list for me. I like it.

I'm sure there's a real list of things I couldn't do without, but... this works well too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World domination.

Seriously. Who wouldn't wanna be that awesome? I want to try out some of those ideas Pinky had. He was a smart cookie.

But in all seriousness? Probably direction in life. I tend to look to the future often.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Uhh...

Playing video games? >.>

Sometimes out, sometimes in with a friend. I could even be building an awesome Lego fortress.

I wish... my parents did away with my Lego when I was little. Oh, and my TMNT action figures too. Damn them!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes...

I watch anime.

I know, I know: FOR SHAME! But I enjoy it sometimes. Plus Hayao Miyazaki makes some bad ass movies. Spirited Away? Princess Mononoke? That's some good times there, it is.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to? I mean really, that's what it boils down to. If you somehow managed to read my entire profile and you're SOMEHOW still remotely interested, I ask you to send me a message because you are most definitely more off the deep end than I am. It'd feel good to not feel alone in a world full of normal people for a change.