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upgraydded

34 M New York, NY

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This is what I look like when I'm showing off my incredible superciliary dexterity! I promise I don't normally dress like an extra from Scarface. (South Carolina, May 2012)

This is what I look like when I'm wondering how many giant African scorpions are about to sting me in the ass! Spoiler alert: it was zero. (Tunisia, Sep 2013)

This is what I look like when I know you totally ate the last cookie but am too polite to say anything! I'm seriously polite, for real. (South Carolina, May 2012)

This is what I look like when I'm dressed like a robot! If I'd known Optimus Prime was going to be at my office that day, I'd have worn a different shirt. (NYC, Aug 2013)

This is what I look like when I'm tired of having my picture taken! My dad got a new camera just before my parents came to visit. (NYC, Oct 2013)

This is what I look like when I'm getting an awesome farmer's tan! Turns out that that happens a lot faster in Africa than it does here. (Tunisia, Sep 2013)

This is what I look like when I'm deciding who to kill or not to kill in the village of Wu-Tang! I definitely wasn't nothing to fuck with, mainly because it was so goddam cold. (China, Feb 2013)

This is what I look like with the sun in my eyes! Well, as much sun as you can get in the Netherlands. (Amsterdam, May 2012)

This is what I look like when I'm at the group home my father runs outside of Tijuana! Uciél is obviously too distracted by my guns to look at the camera. (Mexico, May 2011)

This is what I look like when I'm playing with my food! If we're going to date you should probably be an adventurous eater. (Mexico, Dec 2011)