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upgraydded
33 / M / Straight / Single
New York, New York
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This is what I look like when I'm showing off my incredible superciliary dexterity! I promise I don't normally dress like an extra from Scarface. (South Carolina, May 2012)
This is what I look like when I know you totally ate the last cookie but am too polite to say anything! I'm seriously polite, for real. (South Carolina, May 2012)
This is what I look like when I'm deciding who to kill or not to kill in the village of Wu-Tang! I definitely wasn't nothing to fuck with, mainly because it was so goddam cold. (Wu-Tang, China, Feb 2013)
This is what I look like with the sun in my eyes! Well, as much sun as you can get in the Netherlands. (Amsterdam, May 2012)
This is what I look like when something really interesting happened right over there! I can't remember what it was, though, so I guess it wasn't that interesting. (Jingzhou, China, Feb 2013)
This is what I look like when I'm at the group home my father runs outside of Tijuana! Uciél is obviously too distracted by my guns to look at the camera. (Mexico, May 2011)
This is what I look like when I'm playing with my food! If we're going to date you should probably be an adventurous eater. (Mexico, Dec 2011)
This is what I look like when I'm drinking a juicebox at my desk! I totally match the flavor to whatever sweater I'm wearing that day so if I spill you can't tell. (NYC, Jan 2013)
This is what I look like drinking at 11:00 in the morning when I haven't slept in two days! (Istanbul, Feb 2009)
This is what I look like when I'm taller than an elephant! Yes, it's old, but... baby elephant. (Thailand, Jul 2008)
