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uplateupstate

33 M Fort Edward, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Winter is coming. I plan on holing up and avoiding the cold! I plan on watching tons of good movies. Doing some online gaming with my buds. Getting back to poker night and a turning stone trip. I plan on eating good food, watching football, and sleeping in. In need of someone with similar interests who wants to keep my lap warm :) I like affection and girls that fit on my lap.

I like the match questions and being silly

To whom ever flagged my deer photo; I dont understand why you want to be so hurtful to me?
What I’m doing with my life
My life is not as dark and nefarious as the lifetime channel makes it out to be.
I’m really good at
This. Can't you tell? I also double as an undercover professional snuggler.
The first things people usually notice about me
That im checking to see if you have six fingers on your right hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nhl 14, Walking dead, game of thrones, man on fire, axe men, gold rush, avengers and all comic book movies, star wars, x boxing, wiz khalifa, jay z, counting crows, comedies, chicken wings :)SWTOR
The six things I could never do without
All four teenage mutant ninja turtles and my two middle fingers.
Alright I decided to sacrifice 1 finger for a coffee.
So still...FU :p
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Crash landing flight simulators. You would not believe how hard they are to get off the ground.
Why don't any of you know how to play Foose ball? There's 2 qualifications. You have to be like 4 feet tall and have 2 hands!
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on which friday. Are you asking me on a date?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I checked out your profile and didn't message you it's because I believe your too beautiful for me and it will never work. If I just messaged you and you're reading this its because I think your beautiful on the inside.
I just watched catfish on mtv and im pretty sure you're fake. So unless you have a photo with my name in it i will never love you.
I love these profiles that say casual dating. Not looking to get laid or any type of serious relationship. So basically I'm just buying you dinner? 2nd favorite is the profiles with 16 pictures and this one sentence. "You're not going to get a message back if you just comment on my looks or say sup. Bring some substance. Stand out."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you have blue or green eyes. Or one of each. They must be your own!
if you like affection and consider yourself a decent lap ornament/warmer