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27 Fullerton, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:30pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly halal
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I am possibly the least competitive person I know and am in fact the current national loser in the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Although technically an agnostic, I am actually torn between two faiths - while the Christian God's promise of eternal life is very enticing, the Papua New Guinean mud god, Pikkiwoki, is promising a pig and as many coconuts as I can carry.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend most of my time reading and writing about goats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I write good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hopefully nothing as I am always in disguise when out in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Goat-22, Goat on Rye, The Great Goatsby, Factgoatum, Goats From Underground, Goat and Punishment, The Big Goat Up Yonder by Kurt Vonnegoat, The Hero With a Thousand Goats, Of Goats and Men, The Goat in the Rye, The Goats of Wrath, Thus Goat Zarathustra, Goat, All Too Goat.

Films: 2001: A Goat Odyssey, The Goatfather, Goatfellas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Goat, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Goat, There Will Be Goats, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Goat, This Is Spinal Goat, Let the Right Goat In, Fargoat, Goat Fiction, City of Goat, The Goat of Wall Street, Exit Through the Goat Shop, Goat Runner, Confessions of a Dangerous Goat, The Men Who Stare at Lambs.

Shows: Breaking Goat, Flight of the Goats, Goats and Recreation, Arrested Goat, Modern Goat, 30 Goat, Curb Your Goat, Last Goat Tonight with John Oliver, The Daily Goat.

Music: Radiogoat, Arcade Goat, Andrew Goat, Beach Goat, Goat Drake, Goat Banhart, Thom Goat, Atoms for Goat, Blonde Goathead, Karen Goat, Phantogoat, Of Monsters and Goats, Goat Eyes, M. Goat, Broken Goat Scene, Sigur Goat, alt-Goat, Charlotte Goatsbourg, My Morning Goat, Goat Dylan, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Goats, She & Goat, The Goat Service, Goat Power, The Goat Underground, Little Goat, Danger Goat, Wilgoat, Portisgoat, Lana Del Goat, Goat Aid Kit, Neutral Goat Milk Hotel, Goats of Convenience, Fleet Goats, Grizzly Goat, Whitest Goat Alive, The Black Goats, Goat Weekend, Goat Buckley, Elliott Goat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Goat, goat milk, goat cheese, goat seed, scapegoat, tupperware
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wouldn't you like to know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading stuff on the internet about goats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I previously suffered from a clinically diagnosed fear of tupperware, which I was able to overcome through exposure therapy.

I attempt to engage in reverse psychology on a regular basis.
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