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uptwolate

27 / F / straight / Single

Atlanta, Georgia

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English, German

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I am surrendering, to gravity, and the unknown.

My Self-Summary

I wish I could outsource this summary, but I guess that would defeat the purpose. I'm on a quest for perfection, as I define it. The perfect high, that fleeting moment, it does something inside me I can't explain. I love having peace of mind, and am looking for someone who can rein me in when that starts to slip.

I’m a cute Caribbean girl (Jamaican, Cuban, etc) with superlong, dark, unruly hair that goes way down my back. However, this is Atlanta, so I have to specify that it’s real. Big brown eyes, big brown boobs. I have some extra pounds on me, but I’m what you could call zaftig—everything’s where it should be, and it’s looking pretty good. Besides, I’m working out 5 days per week with a personal trainer so…good times. I’m an aging college grad (‘04), from a small, private, liberal arts, lesbian school. Pretty cultured, intelligent, funny, quirky with a devilish streak. Free-spirited/high-strung—there is such a thing.

I was born in New York (Queens), but I've been living in GA for half my life. I love how big and diverse Atlanta is, but I hate how it hasn't changed for years now.

Don’t watch a lot of TV, watch even fewer movies, but I am a music fiend and I have probably seen the entire Sopranos series 10 times over. I watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann, mainly to swoon over Keith even though I suspect he is a spaz in real life.
I’m not very religious, and not political. I also like to practice my German.
Now in German
Weil ich habe Deutsch fuer ungefaehr acht Jahre studiert, mein Deutsch is scheiss-schlecht. Aber Ich moechte dass du turtelst es zu mir ins Bett!

What I’m doing with my life

Um, I believe the correct pronunciation is, "WHAT THE *EFF* AM I *DOING* WITH MY *LIFE*??!!" Use iambic pentameter.

I’m really good at

You should see my version of armchair psychology; it’s more like armchair behavioral science in a recliner. Hey, at least I know what's wrong with me too.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I just finished eating a canary.

Superlong hair. At least, that's the thing strangers often approach me about.

According to a dear friend of mine, I'm looking sporty in my S40.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music: IDM, 90s-alt, and classic rock are my favorites. And anything dark/disturbing, breathy, and sexy. And going by my list there are those other obvious bands that I won't even mention b/c you already know who they are. They are all over the internet and in everyone's profile*.
Currently into Nitrada, Muse, Soundgarden, Voyager One, A Perfect Circle, Dntel, Zero 7, Bjork (after a 2-yr mandatory hiatus)
Always into Queen, Bowie (esp. newer stuff), BEATsie Boys, Jane's, Mighty Mos, Massive Attack, and Stone Temple Pilots--Purple is the soundtrack album to my coming-of-age. If you can play any of the lead solos in "Tighter and Tighter", you are my guitar hero.

Books: I should read more classics. Dumas, Steinbeck, Pearl Buck. I like those man vs. wild stories, mostly when wild kicks ass--Jack London, Jon Krakauer, etc. I enjoy short stories, Tobias Wolffe. I read any dumb book Anthony Bourdain pukes up, only because he's so damn cool to me. Last book I read was Sleepers, creepiest (supposedly true) story ever.

Movies: I've seen an embarrassingly small list of movies. My favorite is Jurassic Park. Igby Goes Down was good (Jeff Goldblum again). I really enjoyed Edward Scissorhands (hello, Halloween costume) and Beetlejuice, so I should probably watch more Tim Burton movies. I will unabashedly admit, that I didn't enjoy Borat, but love SBC's work. Last movies I saw were Where the Boys Aren't #19 and the better half of Man on Wire.

Food: spicy ethnic, mezze, homemade doner kebab, expensive sandwiches, gin, foreign beer, seltzer, canaries
*same reason why I won't mention sushi--oops! fuck!

The six things I could never do without

Seltzer

Honeydew Mint Softlips, because it's melon-y with a mentholated tingle

Bombay Sapphire

Ice

Now that I have him, my trainer

Car horn

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Sex: past, present, and future
Now in German
Geschlechtsverkehr. Never give a 12-year-old a German-English dictionary. These things stick with you.

On a typical Friday night I am

Typical? Every day is a holiday.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I huff dishwasher steam. Smells so good.

You should message me if

..you like. Also, if you're someone's younger brother.

..you have a working 5th-gen iPod Classic (video) that you wanna unload. Or a 1st-gen Nano. If you bought an iPod in 2006 or later and you're looking to sell, we should tawk.