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33 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:53pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Strictly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Incorrigible geek looking to meet awesomeweird people.

We should go dancing. Or learn to cure our own bacon. Or find a good trivia night. Or make a serious study of "which Malbec goes best with a night of Dominion."

I don't think we're here long enough to deny ourselves love, comfort, steak, challenges and good company. To that end, I own far too many kitchen toys, spend a lot of time in the desert and on netflix, and tend to be dating 2 or 3 lovely people at a time. I'm lucky to have Outré_Octopus, and snarkygrrl join me in the silliness that is my life.

Bonus points: I was raised by wolves in a near-literal sense.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, making the internet work more smoothly while clogging up gchat (seriously, the number of people who pause by my desk and go ", that's a lot of chat windows" is really kind of troubling.)

By night... Board games? Making drinks? Dancing till the sun comes up? Hugging my kitties?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Searing rib-eye until just after it stops kicking.


Dominion, Carcassone, Twilight Imperium and several other games that I get far too into.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Seriously...that's a lot of chat windows.

Also, I apparently have a great booty?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There was a solid 3 months where my house of 4 dudes in their 20s would spend every night watching Buffy straight through. Fights were had over episodes watched alone. Outside relationships were lost when we discovered Angel. Tears are still shed if anyone mentions Anya.

I go through periodic comic binges; I like the meta-commentary series (Authority, The Boys, Elseworlds, etc) more then is probably healthy. I'm currently looking for a new series to dig into.

I like music as an experience -
Cheesy pop? Yeah, if I'm at Bootie.
Old school Dr. Dre? Yep, on a roadtrip.
Dubstep? Dirty tents in desert.
Journey? Yep, if it's any day ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
My kitties
A gas range (electric ranges are the surest sign of societal downfall of which I'm currently aware)
Good Bourbon
All of people
Dusty vacations
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Until my senior year of college, I had hair down past my waist, but I swear I hide my hippie side well.

And i have more shoes then you.
You should message me if
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* You have an adventure in mind and need a partner.