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urificus

31 Ridgewood, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Looking for a partner in crime with a sense of adventure and an expanding mind... someone I can travel the world with and has a thirst for something greater.

Originally from South Florida. Moved to NYC because I had no idea what I was doing with my life, and figured that I would find out when I got here. I work two jobs: waiter and latex designer. I have been making latex clothing professionally for about a year now. I love what I do, and It continues to be an amazing journey filled with rich experiences and incredible people.

I also enjoy yoga, theatre, martial arts, science, and cartoons.

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What I’m doing with my life
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Working on my pecs.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ambiguous ethnicity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jonathan Ames, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Odyssey, Dante's Inferno, Brave New World, Slaughterhouse Five, A Clockwork Orange, Portnoy's Complaint, Queen of the Damned, The Pillowman.

T.V.: Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Bob's Burgers, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The League, Archer, Rome, Bored to Death, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Futurama, The Life and Times of Tim.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air
Women
Coffee
Pilot G207 Pens
Music
Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I could survive an elevator crash by jumping up right before the moment of impact.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Twerking?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, when nobody is around, I'll go to the backyard, cover myself in dirt, and pretend I'm a carrot.
You should message me if
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If you're adventurous and have a sense of humor... and enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_6-IwMPjM

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