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uroboros33

38 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can be a huge fucking loudmouth and I am wonderful.

I make public appearances as the Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. I've been to far too many horror conventions. I've watched Michael Berryman do his laundry. I've been mistaken for Finn the Human and Malcolm McDowell by the very drunk, and for a wolf by Udo Kier.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning stuff, petting cats, looking at cats, wondering where cats are. I fix up houses and shitty software.

I occasionally write a movies that usually end in terrible puns, kaiju battles, or with skeletons.

% in Lair: 80%
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving 'Robocop' and emulating him in every aspect of my life. Eating baby food. Staying out of trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
RADIATION, I know a lot about the Nasonex bee, I have a headache
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
no one cares about this
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my fiancée
cats
some other people
'lectricity
'puters
robocop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gorilla
Gorilla gorilla
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
AWAKE
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This was a lot easier when I was single.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have difficulty feeling embarrassment.
You crave the company of an ersatz Bradley Cooper or Hugh Laurie light. Or a bearded Eddie Deezen.