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uroboros33

38 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have two black kitties and spend most days coming up with spontaneous Cat Raps about them and their activities. One notable one today was heavily influenced by LL Cool J and included the line "Don't call me a fluff cat/I been puffed for years."

I also make public appearances as the Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. I've been to far too many horror conventions. I've watched Michael Berryman do his laundry. I've been mistaken for Finn the Human and Malcolm McDowell by the very drunk, and for a wolf by Udo Kier.

I just got a driver's license, not to brag or anything.

Cowabunga.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning stuff, petting cats, looking at cats, wondering where cats are.

I occasionally write a movie script. They usually end in terrible puns, kaiju battles, or with skeletons.

% in Lair: 80%
I’m really good at
Loving 'Robocop' and emulating him in every aspect of my life. Eating baby food. Staying out of trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
RADIATION, I know a lot about the Nasonex bee, I have a headache
The six things I could never do without
my fiancée
cats
some other people
'lectricity
'puters
robocop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gorilla
Gorilla gorilla
Gorilla gorilla gorilla
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This was a lot easier when I was single.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have difficulty feeling embarrassment.
You crave the company of an ersatz Bradley Cooper or Hugh Laurie light. Or a bearded Eddie Deezen.