I have two black kitties and spend most days coming up with spontaneous Cat Raps about them and their activities. One notable one today was heavily influenced by LL Cool J and included the line "Don't call me a fluff cat/I been puffed for years."
I also make public appearances as the Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. I've been to far too many horror conventions. I've watched Michael Berryman do his laundry and I think I was hit on by Udo Kier (he mistook me for a wolf.)
I bought a Slap-Chop, but lost in in the move from NYC.
I often suspect I'm being a creep, but I'm usually wrong.
I'm currently engaged, but there's this whole swinger thing that we are trying. This is new, and I have no idea what I'm doing, so I've got that going for me. I'm a fun date, mostly looking for friends who might possibly, occasionally find me temporarily irresistible and retire with me to the boudoir.