Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm doing some literal and metaphorical housecleaning after
escaping a dreadful job in the best possible way.
Starting a new company building educational software that should
have a sideline as a new framework for writing experimental fiction
while being the house-spouse/superintendent/landscaper/landlord of
my big goofy house in Friendship while watching movies, riding my
bike, networking, figuring out how to make myself and the world
around me a little better.
I still dress as the Toxic Avenger or Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. for
Troma once in a while, though I'm more often found riding around
town in ludicrous short shorts or attempting to look professional
(short shorts and a tie) to convince nerds that I know what I'm
I'm in a long-term relationship with (and engaged to) a very
special lady and somehow have enough time, luck, positive feelings,
and optimism that I can be on here looking for other neat women to
hang out with, befriend, date, and/or fool around with.
Finding a new girlfriend here would be ideal. New friends are
always cool too, as I still don't know a ton of people here in
Pittsburgh. I'm leaving 'casual sex' as something I'm looking for
here since it happens once in a while (especially if I'm on a trip
or whatever) but it's not my real goal. And if I didn't put it in,
you'd assume I was a liar, liar, and my pants were on fire.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning stuff, petting cats, looking at cats, wondering where cats
are. Helping cats keep the squirrels too frightened to chew their
way into the attic.
Hanging things from convenient branches, trying not to fall off of
Making sure I'm not the one, mandatory person at a Meetup who
hasn't put on deodorant.
Trying to write my second feature-length screenplay, although I
keep flipping between too many different ones I want to write to
actually DO it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving 'Robocop' and emulating him in every aspect of my life.
Eating baby food, staying out of trouble, recalling my grisly
near-death, calling myself 'Murphy' at the end.
Telling embarrassing stories about myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can probably tell what you wrote here just by looking at your
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* my family: my fiancé and our 41 pounds of cats
* my friends: various weirdos
* electricity: everything
* my bike: fun
* dirt: it gives me fruits, flowers, and weedy enemies to vent my
spleen upon...I'm looking at you, dandelion
* Alex Murphy, Robocop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gorilla gorilla gorilla was cool before buffalo buffaloed buffalo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Man, I already went into too much embarrassing detail on my Fet
Life account. And that still made me feel like a raging vanilla
failure of a hedonist.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have difficulty feeling embarrassment.
You crave the company of an ersatz Bradley Cooper or Hugh Laurie
light. Or a bearded Eddie Deezen.
Who are you looking for?
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