Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

ursa_kimchi

29 San Ramon, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Korean (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe in random acts of kindness. I believe "YOLO" should be a battle cry to live a meaningful existence and not an excuse to make terrible life decisions. I believe in exploring new trails, new mountains, new neighborhoods, new cities, new countries, and new experiences whenever I have the opportunity.

I don't believe in willful ignorance, anti-vaccination, participation awards, intelligent design, midichlorians, or duck face.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pondering whether putting "Esq." on my business cards would make me a dbag and staying active so I can eat like a fat kid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cadence in prose. Pulling off a three-piece suit. Playing with dogs. Asserting dominance over dogs. Traveling with minimal advance planning and making things up as I go along. Being a body pillow. Unexpectedly tomahawking on my snowboard. Rushing the quarterback. Roundhouse kicks. Running interference on creepers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Huh, that is an unusually large Asian." Intense eyebrows. Relevant OKC-related back-handed compliment: "You were cuter than I expected." Thanks. I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Childish Things I Will Still Read Cover to Cover:
Le Petit Prince, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, Where the Wild Things Are, and anything Calvin and Hobbes, Roald Dahl, Dr. Seuss, or Shel Silverstein.

Wish I'd Seen 'Em Live Before They Broke Up/Died/Became Eligible for Social Security:
Zeppelin, Cash, the Eagles, Ray Charles, Michael, the Righteous Brothers, Sinatra, the Stones, the Beatles, Sublime, Creedence, KISS, and Queen.

Shameless Cinematic Guilty Pleasures:
Hook, Road House, Surf Ninjas, Armageddon, JCVD Street Fighter, Bloodsport, every non-Terminator Schwarzenegger film from 1977 to 1994, Rocky IV, TMNT II, and the Mighty Ducks Trilogy. If you contend anything on that list is a legitimately good movie, just... c'mon.

Unwatched but Will Probably Suck Me into a Black Hole Binge Eventually:
Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Lost, the Sopranos, and Mad Men.

Weirdest Things I've Ingested from a Western Perspective:
Durian, a live octopus, silkworm pupae, alligator sausage, deep-fried frog leg nuggets, chicken and pig feet, and various ethnic manners of tongue, intestines, and offal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Intellectual stimulation.
2. Integrity.
3. Athletic activity.
4. Consistently good decision-making.
5. Occasionally bad decision-making.
6. Good stories related to #5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why CrossFit is the anti-Fight Club. Whether opening doors for women and paying for first dates makes me a chauvinist. Where I can find a decent flag football league. The out-sized importance of privilege and luck in life. Finding the best ice cream in San Francisco. Whether Malcolm Gladwell's value in raising interesting questions and positing interesting answers is negated by oversimplifying and ignoring contrary evidence. Whether social media makes every millenial ever completely unelectable. Whether interpersonal chemistry is physiologically-based, completely arbitrary, or somewhere in between. Squirrel.

Re: the ice cream, my favorite is Mitchell's, followed by Bi-Rite and Mr. and Mrs. Miscellaneous. Gold star to anyone who can impact that list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shamelessly infringing on Springsteen trademarks and being a boss.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Somewhere out in the ether, a flat-bottomed black girl curses the random Asian boy who ended up with her badadonkadonk.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you suspect I'm awesome, know you're awesome, and want to see if our respective awesomes are compatible.