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us_soxman

28 Austin, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fun-seeking creative-technologist.

I've biked more miles than I've driven and (mostly by plane) I've travelled a lot of the world.

I like gmail, crosswalks and when the rain washes my car for me.

....There's some other stuff but I feel like I should save it for when you're losing interest and I need to reel you back in.

Disclaimer: Not a redsox fan... sorry boston. My username is the captcha from when I nonchalantly signed up.

Message me goddamit, I'm a delight.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a good time.

Asking hard questions.

Concentration.

Rock Paper Scissors.

Mass generalizations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
American Pastoral

Mulholland Drive

Seinfeld

M. Jackson

Tuna Sandwich.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Critical acclaim from anonymous messengers!
(References to retired profile.)

"So you're awesome, I think anyone with such bare honesty and confidence must know that. But either way I wanted to reassure you that you are truly awesome. I have a much more in depth observation of you profile but allow me to give you the bullet points of awesomeness: the numbers 1-4 are even necessary, are you talking Steve Martin's Parenthood??? Cause yea, I'm gonna name a kid Awesome because of that movie, brain dumping."

"I enjoyed your obnoxious responses to past messages and was wondering if you're interested in discussing things that don't matter over a beer or scotch or both."

"sup"

"haha best profile and best picture ever!! i dont have much of a profile because im checking this thing out and pretty skeptical of it but i definately would not mind having a conversation with you and telling you about myself, so if your interested in talking definately let me know! "

"Keyword: Awesome
Fact: I cannot be defeated at Rock Paper Scissors
Saves: Movie tickets
Loathes: Bad drivers and talking on the phone
Likes: Your animated gif (yeah, it's cool) and meeting in person
Star sign: Scorpio
Travel: Yes - lots
Worst train ride home: Last night when the drunk bum urinated on my leg (without apology)

I hope to hear from you! ;) "

"I think we are a great match...we should talk!
Hope to hear from you soon us sox girl "

"question, do you mediate?"

"I'm just avoiding work for a few minutes and I came across your profile. You seem intelligent, fun, and intriguing. I'd like to hear more. Any plans to get up to something fun this weekend? "

"So what's a guy gotta do to get a lovely date from you? ;) Thanks for checkin me out."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm usually the, "oh who knows what my type is" type, but fuck that... here are some must haves....

1. I want to laugh most of the time.
2. Optimism!
3. Curiosity gets me.
4. You gotta be lookin for sassy.
5. Passion
6. Humility, it's awesome.
7. If for some reason there is this amazing, fiscally-optimal, opportunity in the Philippines... we can't pass that up, right?! I'm bad an language though so you better start reading up on Tagolog.
8. Thoughtful (In a "smart" way.)

I keep dating Leos...not that I care or anything, but it keeps happening and my horoscope says I don't get along with Leos. So I have slight preference for Scorpios. Is that wrong? Is that so wrong?