Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've biked more miles than I've driven and (mostly by plane) I've
travelled a lot of the world.
I like gmail, crosswalks and when the rain washes my car for
....There's some other stuff but I feel like I should save it for
when you're losing interest and I need to reel you back in.
Disclaimer: Not a redsox fan... sorry boston. My username is the
captcha from when I nonchalantly signed up.
Message me goddamit, I'm a delight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently a design researcher in software. Have a masters and
experience in architecture.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a good time.
Asking hard questions.
Rock Paper Scissors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Critical acclaim from anonymous messengers!
(References to retired profile.)
"So you're awesome, I think anyone with such bare honesty and
confidence must know that. But either way I wanted to reassure you
that you are truly awesome. I have a much more in depth observation
of you profile but allow me to give you the bullet points of
awesomeness: the numbers 1-4 are even necessary, are you talking
Steve Martin's Parenthood??? Cause yea, I'm gonna name a kid
Awesome because of that movie, brain dumping."
"I enjoyed your obnoxious responses to past messages and was
wondering if you're interested in discussing things that don't
matter over a beer or scotch or both."
"haha best profile and best picture ever!! i dont have much of a
profile because im checking this thing out and pretty skeptical of
it but i definately would not mind having a conversation with you
and telling you about myself, so if your interested in talking
definately let me know! "
Fact: I cannot be defeated at Rock Paper Scissors
Saves: Movie tickets
Loathes: Bad drivers and talking on the phone
Likes: Your animated gif (yeah, it's cool) and meeting in
Star sign: Scorpio
Travel: Yes - lots
Worst train ride home: Last night when the drunk bum urinated on my
leg (without apology)
I hope to hear from you! ;) "
"I think we are a great match...we should talk!
Hope to hear from you soon us sox girl "
"question, do you mediate?"
"I'm just avoiding work for a few minutes and I came across your
profile. You seem intelligent, fun, and intriguing. I'd like to
hear more. Any plans to get up to something fun this weekend?
"So what's a guy gotta do to get a lovely date from you? ;) Thanks
for checkin me out."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm usually the, "oh who knows what my type is" type, but fuck
that... here are some must haves....
1. Real smart. Thoughtful works too.
2. I want to laugh most of the time.
4. Curiosity gets me.
5. You gotta be lookin for sassy.
7. Humility, it's awesome.
8. If for some reason there is this amazing, fiscally-optimal,
opportunity in the Philippines... we can't pass that up, right?!
I'm bad an language though so you better start reading up on
I keep dating Leos...not that I care or anything, but it keeps
happening and my horoscope says I don't get along with Leos. So I
have slight preference for Scorpios. Is that wrong? Is that so
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