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28 F Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Abstract: I'm your overachieving, funny, intelligent, humble, fun-loving, exciting, inquisitive, over-educated, pretty, athletic dream girl!

....There's some other stuff but I feel like I should save it for when you're losing interest and I need to reel you back in.

Disclaimer: Not a redsox fan... sorry boston. My username is the captcha from when I nonchalantly signed up.

All of my relationship-friends are tired of going to bars and pretending they're single for me... and so here we are. I don't think there is any good way to write these things. Maybe some basics? ...the basics are important... I'm getting my masters in architecture. I love it in all its esoteric and realistic beauty. I'm not from Boston. I've been biking a lot and racing with the cycling team. I'm obsessed with History Detectives and all things cake. (I use to be a cake-decorator.) I've grown to embrace girly-ness and so I will shamelessly pet random dogs and window-shop. (...obvious not the saleslady type.)
I’m really good at
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Having a good time.

Asking hard questions.


Rock Paper Scissors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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American Pastoral

Mulholland Drive


M. Jackson

Tuna Sandwich.
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Critical acclaim from anonymous messengers!
(References to retired profile.)

"So you're awesome, I think anyone with such bare honesty and confidence must know that. But either way I wanted to reassure you that you are truly awesome. I have a much more in depth observation of you profile but allow me to give you the bullet points of awesomeness: the numbers 1-4 are even necessary, are you talking Steve Martin's Parenthood??? Cause yea, I'm gonna name a kid Awesome because of that movie, brain dumping."

"I enjoyed your obnoxious responses to past messages and was wondering if you're interested in discussing things that don't matter over a beer or scotch or both."


"haha best profile and best picture ever!! i dont have much of a profile because im checking this thing out and pretty skeptical of it but i definately would not mind having a conversation with you and telling you about myself, so if your interested in talking definately let me know! "

"Keyword: Awesome
Fact: I cannot be defeated at Rock Paper Scissors
Saves: Movie tickets
Loathes: Bad drivers and talking on the phone
Likes: Your animated gif (yeah, it's cool) and meeting in person
Star sign: Scorpio
Travel: Yes - lots
Worst train ride home: Last night when the drunk bum urinated on my leg (without apology)

I hope to hear from you! ;) "

"I think we are a great match...we should talk!
Hope to hear from you soon us sox girl "

"question, do you mediate?"

"I'm just avoiding work for a few minutes and I came across your profile. You seem intelligent, fun, and intriguing. I'd like to hear more. Any plans to get up to something fun this weekend? "

"So what's a guy gotta do to get a lovely date from you? ;) Thanks for checkin me out."
You should message me if
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I'm usually the, "oh who knows what my type is" type, but fuck that... here are some must haves....

1. I want to laugh most of the time.
2. Optimism! Mild insanity!
3. Curiosity gets me.
4. I'm pretty sassy. Once in a while I'm offensive, I admit... but I try my best not to be. I think I get away with it cause I use my cute-eyes. You gotta be lookin for sassy.
5. Passion
6. Humility, it's awesome.
7. If for some reason there is this amazing, fiscally-optimal, opportunity in the Philippines... we can't pass that up, right?! I'm bad an language though so you better start reading up on Tagolog.

I keep dating Leos...not that I care or anything, but it keeps happening and my horoscope says I don't get along with Leos. So I have slight preference for Scorpios. Is that wrong? Is that so wrong?