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uscburrito

34 M Ōita, Japan

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Dec 31, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
yay, more adjectives! emotionally resilient. visually, peripherally inclined, and, thus, easily distracted. short. brown. bald (usually). my mom is filippino, my dad is costa-rican/italian, which generally makes me one of three things: mexican or (less often) middle-eastern in the u.s.; black in japan. excellent. originally from socal, die-hard trojan, still harboring bittersweet feelings about a personally long-coveted football national championship that arrived two years after i graduated and was not even able to attend the last, best game. yes, these things are important to me. weekends typically spent making sarcastic remarks to fellow bartenders in english regarding japanese patrons of the nightclub where i moonlight, followed by an inebriated combination of dancing and dodging little cross-eyed girls who want a piece of the "black guy." and yet, the game never gets old =P and i took the above pic with my phone -- God , i love japan! moving on....

I am lethargic, sensitive, and restless
What I’m doing with my life
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at first glance... well, absolutely nothing besides really, really enjoying it, actually. upon deeper inspection, putting all my eggs in one basket in the blind hope that i am correct in my current (albeit frivolous) conviction that i am supposed to spend the rest of my life in japan. and exhale.... (oh, and, uh, teaching english at a technical h.s.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
running fast / wasting time / procrastinating / staying in bed all day / generally spending a long time accomplishing absolutely nothing / videogames (sports ones, anyway) / programming the vcr / being polite / rationalizing things to myself / ending sections of text with (random parentheticals) and....
The first things people usually notice about me
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my headphones, usually inciting some reservation as to whether or not to actually speak to me. my shiny head. my arms (hey, japanese girls are nothing to foreign males if not overly flattering). um... the fact that i'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a quick, unofficial tally reveals, most of the things that are bad for you. well, that and "transformers" and tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
kayo - gamecube - music - lil bro - a journal of some sort - prayer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
payday; what may or may not have happened the previous evening (and how in the hell i got home)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working the floor and/or the bar - OR - (now) on a bus to fukuoka
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i dance with other girls WAAAAAY too much. oh, and the asian girl "fetish" (i prefer "preference") i've rather openly harbored since i first saw "karate kid 2" in the theater. you'd think i'd be more embarassed about this.... (oh, and i guess the fact that i've actually updated my profile -- additions, deletions, grammatical edits -- about 6 or 7 times since first creating it a couple HOURS ago, mostly in avoidance of putting together my 30% of the english final exam we're administering in a couple days. yes!)
You should message me if
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...on the tip / of [your] tongue / an offensive is poised and reeaarring; you're really bored and won't feel too offended if, for whatever reason (including the possibility that, despite putting all this wasted time into building this profile, i never visit here again), i don't immediately (or, uh, ever) message you back.