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25 Baltimore, MD Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last online
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6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
My self-summary
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I'm not sure I would go so far as to say that I'm a talkative person, but I'm always up for a conversation its interesting. I'm very upfront with people and am not afraid of talking to people I've just met on a personal level.

I think I've embraced sarcasm for so long that sometimes even I don't know when I'm being sarcastic or serious.

I know it gets a lot of flak, but I'm a Meyers-Briggs enthusiast:
It's been startlingly accurate about all of my friends who have taken it and I believe it is mostly correct about me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work a standard java development job from 9-5 weekdays and I spend pretty much 90% of my remaining time around food. I'm obsessed with cooking so I spend a lot of time planning, cooking and eating. I just got a kitchenaid mixer and have been baking cookies like 3 times a week so my life is pretty sweet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making absolutely dreadful puns up on the spot and making everyone around me cringe. It's either a skill or a curse...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear cardigans that would put Mr. Rogers to shame. I'm also like 6'2" so I tend to stick out a bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Alice in Wonderland, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Evelyn Waugh (A Handful of Dust <3 ), William Somerset Maugham, or Kurt Vonnegut. I try to read serious books, but I have a huge soft spot for whimsy, understatement, and frivolous verbosity. My bookshelf also has a depressing amount of trashy fantasy novels... Little, Big (John Crowley), The Magicians (Lev Grossman), and Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norell (Susanna Clarke) are fantastic (pun acknowledged).

Anything by Wes Andersen or Hayao Miyazaki. I enjoy a good visually-engaging movie and I'm by no means a film critic.

Arrested Development, Party Down, Mad Men, The Venture Brothers, iZombie. I'm not too picky about what I watch. Sometimes I just like to relax with cheesy tv on in the background.

Its probably just easier to link to my page (complete with shameful username and photo):

As a preface: I absolutely love food. Thai is definitely my favorite cuisine, shortly followed by mexican, korean, vietnamese and sushi (japanese is alright, but sushi rocks). Spicy food is my bread and butter. I love to cook, even if I'm financially prohibited from making some of the more elaborate dishes I would like to cook up.

If yall know of some good places to eat in Baltimore, I am always up to try something new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lentils, peanut butter, my family, books, coffee, and oxford commas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next meal. Even when I'm eating food, I'm probably planning what I'm going to eat/cook next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching tv and hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm into men's fashion and will talk your ear off about it. Try to ignore it.
You should message me if
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You want to get coffee sometime. I'm currently a little bored and would like to meet new people, platonicaly or otherwise. I'm somewhat new to Baltimore (as of January) so I'm still looking to explore new places, eat new things, and meet new people.