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witandsatire

23 Richardson, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All self-summaries have this issue called self-serving bias, so without further ado....

I am the "Most Interesting Man in the World". Feel free to stop by from 9-5 at 789 Lasting First Impressions Avenue. Don't let the title intimidate you. I'm perfectly gentlemanly. In fact, I was recently knighted for my winning smile and natural charisma (and I've never been above a few dignified attempts of ass kissing). Nor does it hurt that I look quite fetching in a suit of armor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Adjusting to being back home, and trying to decide what to do with my collection of corpses.

On a side note, I'm finishing up my B.S. Economics and prepping for the LSAT.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a smartass. Oh and Minesweeper, can't forget Minesweeper.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the body of a Greek god.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Novels-
Hard Science Fiction: Foundation by Issac Asimov
Space Opera: Old Man's War John Scalzi
Science Fiction: Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein
Epic Fantasy: Memories of Ice by Steven Erickson
Dark Fantasy: Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence
Urban Fantasy: American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Modern: 1984 by George Orwell
Contemporary: I Lucifer: Finally the Other Side of the Story by Glenn Duncan
Mystery: Hounds of the Baskervilles by Arthur C. Doyle
Humor: I Am American and So Can You by Stephen Colbert
Young Adult: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Political Theory: The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli

Movies-
Action and Adventure: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Comedy: Dogma
Documentary: The Science of Sex Appeal
Drama: Gladiator
Romance: Titanic
Science Fiction: The Man from Earth
Western: Tombstone

Television-
Anime: Attack on Titan
Action: Arrow
Comedy: Red vs Blue
Drama: House of Cards
Satire:The Daily Show with John Stuart
Science Fiction: Being Human

Music-
Classic Rock: The Beatles
Indie Rock: The Shins
Blues Rock: Stevie Ray Vaughn
Alternative: Cage the Elephant
Hard Rock: Papa Roach
Blues: BB King
R&B: The Temptations
Soul: Aretha Franklin
Jazz: Nat King Cole
Pop: Tears for Fears
Country: Johnny Cash
Classical: Robert Schumann

Food:
Barbeque: Short Ribs
Cajun: Chicken and Sausage Gumbo
Chinese: Pork and Mushroom Dumplings
French: Steak Tartar
German: Schnitzel
Greek: Lamb Gyro
Hawaiian: Tuna Poke
Indian: Lamb Vindaloo
Italian: Ossobuco
Japanese: Sushi
Korean: Dan Dan Noodle
Mediterranean: Felafels
Mexican: Lingua Tacos
South Western: Bowl of Red Chili
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not including the obvious...

1. Intimacy (not romance and not sex, though both are fun!)
2. Conversation
3. A hot meal
4.. A strong pour of wine, brandy, rum, or whiskey
5. A good book/ story of some kind
6. Fresh air in the summer and a warm fire in the winter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for dinner?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sipping bourbon and pretending to be important.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like sarcasm, and secretly I am a terrible person. Though admittedly the two are only loosely connected.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live, or will soon live, in the Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area.

You would like to do something casual and low risk like coffee or grab a drink.

P.S. I will cringe if you use certain terms of slang, i.e. "keeping it real" as those are "real words" and everyone is "real". "Gangsta'" is another. Actual gangsters are scary dudes, better left the hell alone. I have a healthy respect for the English language, so please speak in a manner that conveys your thoughts intelligibly.

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