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witandsatire

23 M Richardson, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Daniel or Dan if you prefer. I'm a Texan by birth and I am getting reacquainted with Dallas after four years of being all over. I like traveling and and experiencing different food, cultures, etc., but Texas is where the family is and therefore home.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Adjusting to being back home, and trying to decide what to do with my collection of corpses.

On a side note, I have just been re-admitted to UTD.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a smartass. Oh and Minesweeper, can't forget Minesweeper.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the body of Greek god...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Novels-
Hard Science Fiction: Foundation by Issac Asimov
Space Opera: Old Man's War John Scalzi
Science Fiction: Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein
Epic Fantasy: Memories of Ice by Steven Erickson
Dark Fantasy: Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence
Urban Fantasy: American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Modern: 1984 by George Orwell
Contemporary: I Lucifer: Finally the Other Side of the Story by Glenn Duncan
Mystery: Hounds of the Baskervilles by Arthur C. Doyle
Humor: I Am American and So Can You by Stephen Colbert
Young Adult: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Political Theory: The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli

Movies-
Action and Adventure: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Comedy: Dogma
Documentary: The Science of Sex Appeal
Drama: Gladiator
Romance: Titanic
Science Fiction: The Man from Earth
Western: Tombstone

Television-
Anime: Attack on Titan
Action: Arrow
Comedy: Red vs Blue
Drama: White Collar
Satire:The Daily Show with John Stuart
Science Fiction: Being Human

Music-
Classic Rock: The Beatles
Indie Rock: The Shins
Blues Rock: Stevie Ray Vaughn
Alternative: Cage the Elephant
Metal: Evanescence
Blues: BB King
Old School R&B: Ray Charles
Soul: Aretha Franklin
Jazz: Nat King Cole
Pop: Tears for Fears
Country (not pop country): Johnny Cash
Classical: Robert Schumann

Food:
Barbeque: Short Ribs
Cajun: Chicken and Sausage Gumbo
Chinese: Pork and Mushroom Dumplings
French: Steak Tartar
German: Schnitzel
Greek: Lamb Gyro
Hawaiian: Tuna Poke
Indian: Lamb Vindaloo
Italian: Ossobuco
Japanese: Sushi
Korean: Dan Dan Noodle
Mediterranean: Felafels
Mexican: Lingua Tacos
South Western: Bowl of Red Chili
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food / drink
A captive audience
Spell check (alas hooked on phonics you failed me! :P)
Kindle 2
Smart phone w/ GPS, Google, etc.
Debit card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my breakthrough will be, spork is already taken.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sipping whiskey and pretending to be important.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be Baptist... O.o
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to grab a drink/ coffee.

P.S. In a coffee shop I order hot chocolate like an eight year old boy.